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youriseyoushine

FIRST ~ {Video}

Mar 15, 2011 15:07

{Flailing. Lots and lots of flailing, with a side of unintelligible shouting. In his flailing, somehow, the Professor has managed to turn on the communicator helpfully provided in his room, by throwing it against a wall. It's skewed, showing part of a sinister, foreboding evil lair that is trying so very hard to be even eviller than its evil ( Read more... )

shouting, maaaaaax

Comments 36

rass_bestie March 15 2011, 23:41:22 UTC

Did this Max have a gun, perchance? [Because he'd have shot him.]

youriseyoushine March 16 2011, 06:29:43 UTC

Of course not, Max doesn't have a gun! Only a complete idiot would let Max have a gun! He'd have shot himself in the foot by now.

rass_bestie March 16 2011, 09:58:33 UTC

Merely asking because I'd have killed you if I were in his ringing ears. You probably drowned, yes, as in 'you have died', past tense, and now you're on a vessel in space where you are an inmate, until you've changed your ways, possibly by learning to use an indoor voice, and then you may go as you choose, even if it seemed impossible before.

And if what I'm saying is sounding impossible to you, then go to the top deck, where you'll find the proof that is simply infinitesimally probable.

youriseyoushine March 16 2011, 10:39:58 UTC

I DID NOT DROWN, I'm not even wet! {Mocking voice:} "You're in space, you need to change your ways." THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MY WAYS OR VOICE. Clearly, you don't know who I am.

{Dramatic pose.}

I am PROFESSOR FATE!

Thread 9

strangehstorian March 16 2011, 04:04:25 UTC

Oh my.

I'm afraid you are no longer... wherever you were. Sir.

youriseyoushine March 16 2011, 06:33:30 UTC

I CAN SEE THAT! I know I'm not drowning in a river! "You are no longer wherever you were." Well, thank you for that information! How else could I ever have known that? OF COURSE I'M NOT WHERE I WAS.

strangehstorian March 16 2011, 15:34:09 UTC

[Chromie's reaction to sarcasm is to be even more cheerful and polite.]

You seemed confused. Welcome to the Barge!

youriseyoushine March 16 2011, 16:02:40 UTC

What are you, the welcoming committee?

{Head tilt.}

You're a very short welcoming committee.

Thread 25

darknessb4me March 16 2011, 04:05:20 UTC

[This is the sound of a communicator being shoved in a drawer under a pillow wrapped in a blanket]

youriseyoushine March 16 2011, 06:34:29 UTC

{The yelling and shouting and flailing continues, and you communicator even moves around a bit from all the noise.}