ten crows (朱) action / fourth wall

[yourhatred]

[Because there aren't enough of these already.

Itachi is watching the scene... well, in the only way Itachi can watch anything nowadays... from outside the 7th Heaven. This is generally his preferred vantage point

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[toasterciiide]

[And suddenly...

...a toaster.]

Howdy doodly do. How's it going?

[yourhatred]

[Itachi stares, deadpan, for a moment or two.

Then there is a kunai in his hand, and he holds it over the device as though ready to smash it into one of the slits at any time.]

[toasterciiide]

Now, now, there's no need to be hasty! You might electrocute yourself.

[yourhatred]

No. I would not.

[The blade remains where it is.] Are you delivering a message?

[wearyofscreams]

[It's snowing! And fun! And there are people with wings! With WINGS. This place is wonderful! WONDERF--

Oh, dear. There is someone looking rather lost.]

Having some trouble my boy?

[yourhatred]

[Somehow Itachi think s he should be amused by the... things... that have approached him so far. He blinks red eyes slowly at what can only be a tall, odd, living skeleton.]

Only if I'm hallucinating.

[wearyofscreams]

Oho! Hallucinating, is it? What a strange hobby you have!

[yourhatred]

[He's just... going to ignore that.

Itachi stares at the skeleton. There's chakra there, though it's odd. This being is definitely living.]

...Are you lost?

[ihasumbrella]

[Have a giant cat-bear thing standing suddenly beside you, still as a statue, also staring at the crowd. In one clawed paw, he holds an umbrella over his head.]

[yourhatred]

[At this point? Itachi's just going to ignore it as best he can.]