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Dec 27, 2011 17:27

BELATED GOOD WISHES FOR 12TH PERIGEE'S EVE ( Read more... )

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hullonurse December 27 2011, 22:32:54 UTC

[England reads along, more than a little confused but getting the general sentiment of what Karkat is typing. It's all rather sweet and touching, as well as sad, and she tears up a bit. Oh, this poor child.

She should say something to comfort him, just as soon as she finishes reading the whole post-]

yourgoddamnit December 27 2011, 23:51:00 UTC

IF I HAD FOOD IN MY GULLET I WOULD GO INTO THE NEXT ROOM A PROMPTLY VOMIT ON HIM FOR HIS IRREVERENCE AND REVOLTING TASTES.

hullonurse December 27 2011, 23:51:41 UTC

Just give him a quick kick instead, it's quite satisfying.

yourgoddamnit December 27 2011, 23:55:21 UTC

OH I WILL.
AND ONCE I CREATE A FROG EFFIGY
I WILL BEAT HIM WITH IT UNTIL HE REPENTS AND REFORMS.
I LITERALLY CANNOT COMPREHEND WHY HE DOES THIS.
I FEEL NOTHING BUT DISGUST AND RAGE RIGHT NOW.

hullonurse December 28 2011, 02:41:26 UTC

Welcome to my life, dear. Constant bafflement and disgust, so long as France is anywhere within my line of sight.

yourgoddamnit December 28 2011, 09:03:49 UTC

YOU HAVE MY SINCERE SYMPATHY.
I TOO HAVE A FRANCE IN MY LIFE
AND HIS NAME IS DAVE STRIDER.
IMAGINE FRANCE WITH SUNGLASSES AND ALL OF THE HAUGHTINESS MANIFESTED INTO A PERSONALITY THAT ORBITS AROUND A SUN MADE OF IRONY AND AN OBSESSION WITH BEING COOL.
THAT IS HIM.
GIVEN ALL THE FACTS PRESENTED
HE'S PROBABLY FRENCH.

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