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( text ) Karkat: Turn stupid joke into game canon

Jan 15, 2011 00:59

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board THE DISCO HELL --

CG: I HAVE GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS FOR ALL THE HOSTAGE VICTIMS ACROSS THIS NOT SO GLORIOUS LAND ( Read more... )

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asideglance January 15 2011, 06:02:38 UTC

I told you to stay inside! Where are you?!

yourgoddamnit January 15 2011, 06:15:41 UTC

CG: YES YOU ARE INDEED THE MOST HELPFUL.
CG: EVEN THOUGH I ALREADY TOLD YOU I WASN'T EVEN INSIDE IN THE FIRST PLACE BECAUSE I'M IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE WITH NO GUIDANCE TO HOUSING, BUILD GRIST, OR DRONES.
CG: OR MAYBE I'M JUST A PARADOX, AS YOU SEEM TO THINK.
CG: IF YOU PUT A CG OUTSIDE, IS HE STILL OUTSIDE WHEN YOU DON'T SEE HIM?
CG: NO, HE'S INSIDE SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU SAID SO.
CG: I AM SCHRODINGER'S CG.

asideglance January 15 2011, 06:17:36 UTC

...If all you required was a map, it would have been easy to ask. [you know, be blunt, like Japan is never.]

Perhaps if you gave me your location, I could help you to the hospital.

yourgoddamnit January 15 2011, 06:28:19 UTC

CG: AND WHAT WOULD I DO WITH THAT, SLEEP ON IT?
CG: YOU'RE NOT COMING NEAR ME.
CG: NO ONE IS COMING NEAR ME.
CG: I HAVE BEEN TAKING CARE OF MY WOUNDS SINCE I WAS A WRIGGLER AND FUCK IF I'LL NEED HELP NOW.
CG: JUST ANSWER THE AFOREMENTIONED QUESTION IN A NON HYPOTHETICAL MANNER.

asideglance January 15 2011, 06:33:21 UTC

Such hikkikomori tendencies are a bit familiar... The hospital is where you will find any materials necessary. It is on Marshall street... Rather close if you were attacked where I mentioned earlier.

yourgoddamnit January 15 2011, 06:41:13 UTC

CG: I'LL PRETEND FOR A MOMENT I KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU JUST SAID AND WAS NOT VAGUELY INSULTED BY IT.
CG: WHAT ARE THE CHANCES THAT ANYONE WILL SEE ME?

asideglance January 15 2011, 06:46:15 UTC

Considering the rate of attacks lately, rather high.

[...he sympathizes with hikkikomori tendencies]

If anonymity is required, perhaps I could leave you some supplies somewhere.

wow you didn't see that yourgoddamnit January 15 2011, 06:54:55 UTC

[ when you get to this part YOU WILL UNDERSTAND WHY HE MUST BE ANON AT THIS TIME!!!! ...that and yeah. lives on a meteor with only 11 others. ]

CG: YES, ANONYMITY IS REQUIRED.
CG: I WON'T EVEN BOTHER EXPLAINING WHY.
CG: LEAVE IT SOMEWHERE PRIVATE.
CG: ONCE I'M BANDAGED I'LL BE LESS CONCERNED ABOUT BEING SEEN.
CG: THEN I WILL SEEK THIS MYTHICAL "INSIDE" OF WHICH YOU SPEAK OF.

CANNOT. UNSEE. asideglance January 15 2011, 06:56:26 UTC

Please give me a vague location, at least, so you do not have to travel far.

[making an injured man go out again WOW but anyway. he's taking the first aid kit from the nordic place, good enough!!!!!]

...shit I can't either. WHAT HAVE I DONE. yourgoddamnit January 15 2011, 07:03:39 UTC

[ IT'S TO SAVE A TROLL FROM BLEEDING TO DEATH. THAT'S A GOOD CAUSE. ]

CG: I'M SOMEWHERE ON... LATIMIR?
CG: I WILL SEND OUT MY PENGUIN COHORT TO RETRIEVE THE SUPPLIES.
CG: BENFROMLOST WILL NOT FAIL ME.
CG: IT'S LIKE THE PREDESTINATION OF THE PENGUINS.

LMFAO why did you have to bring benfromlost into this asideglance January 15 2011, 07:06:24 UTC

[and I don't even understand that joke. BUT YES JAPAN WILL SAVE YOU TROLLMAN.]

Ah, very well. I will head there now. [TURNS ON VIDEO idk if that helps. still bandaged awww yeahhh.]

...I certainly hope you will take any future warnings more seriously.

Benfromlost is now a universal constant yourgoddamnit January 15 2011, 07:19:33 UTC

[ it is a glory resulting from IC mafia.

AND KARKAT IS TEXT FOREVER. ESPECIALLY NOW. ]

CG: DON'T PULL THAT HAUGHTY ACT WITH ME, COUNTRY JAPAN.
CG: FOR ALL YOU KNEW I COULD'VE BEEN SAVING THIS CLUSTERFUCK OF RUINS AND WRITHING, BRAIN DEAD CREATURES FROM AN EVEN WORSE FATE.
CG: OH BOO HOO I GOT A LITTLE MAULED.
CG: BIG FUCKING DEAL.
CG: I JUST NEED TO STITCH MYSELF BACK TOGETHER AND I'LL BE RIGHT BACK TO BEING AN ASSHOLE WHO IGNORES YOUR SHITTY ADVICE.
CG: HEY JAPAN YOU CAN'T SEE ME, AM I INSIDE????
CG: YOU WILL NEVER FUCKING KNOW.

sobbing asideglance January 15 2011, 07:21:39 UTC

[Japan expects this text replying. He just frowns. And after a long pause:]

Ah.... I should have brought some tea, as well. Though I suppose there is not much time for something like that. It is quite soothing, however. Perhaps next time.

there is no escape. none. you are in karkat hell. population: karkat, karkat, and america. yourgoddamnit January 15 2011, 07:38:37 UTC

CG: WHAT IS WITH YOU AND SOOTHING ME.
CG: IT'S GETTING CREEPY.
CG: I DON'T WANT TO BE SOOTHED I JUST WANT TO STOP BLEEDING.

SCREAAAAAAAAA-- asideglance January 15 2011, 07:39:56 UTC

Surely it is normal to wish for others to be in comfort?

[slowing his steps and pointing the camera down the road.]

Ah... anywhere near here?

THERE IS NO WINNING THERE IS ONLY KARKAT HELL. yourgoddamnit January 15 2011, 07:51:39 UTC

CG: NO.
CG: PRESUMING IT WAS NORMAL IT WOULD STILL BE CREEPY AND AN UTTER WASTE OF TIME.
CG: OH YEAH
CG: KEEP GOING PAST THE CORNER TO THE SECOND BUILDING.
CG: LEAVE IT OUTSIDE.
CG: AND TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK THE THINGS WITH YELLOW EYES ARE BECAUSE THERE IS A HOARD OF THEM JUST STARING AT ME.
CG: THEY LOOK LIKE MALFORMED IMPS.

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