Ode to Dr. Phil (aka alternative to actually posting)

[yourfork]

OMFG I MISSED DR.PHIL!$#26#17!!
Every afternoon I wait anxiously for his thought provoking advice, hoping sooner or later some of it will be slightly realistic, you know, the kind that has some literal application to the real world whatsoever. I want to 'get real', I really do, but that bald fellow isn't making it any easier with his cryptic,

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[yourfork]

Dr.Phil can't diet because if he wasn't so fucking huge he wouldn't be so fearsome and then he couldn't tell it like it is with such efficiency.

[yourfork]

OMGTHNKU

...Is Australia looser in the way of racial slurs?

[lapelflower]

well....

[yourfork]

I suppose it depends on who you hang out with. I tend to use the terms nigger, negro and negriod often; eg. "There goes that flock of negroid that live down the street."/ "Careful you don't get knifed by a nigger." My casual use of outdated bigotry either amuses, irritates or confounds people. You should be amused; I'm no racist. Though I've often been confronted the awkward 'Are you a racist!?' line. I'm trying to be ironic. Yes, so very ironic. :)

Wait are you comparing Duncan to Oprah's blackness or Dr. Phil's bigness?

Re: well....

[yourfork]

omg what? shit answer me before i start my all nighter. i'm scared and confused.

[hesper_luna]

Hahahaha! He looks like a giant thumb. Ode to Dr. Phil is teh shit.

yomama

[anonymous]

Chaha Ghatma Pfahlly

I am anonymous.

nice to meet you

lahaha you cant meet me though

chaching im that unnamed bastard

who stirs you in your sleep

how can you outlast it

when i fuck your counting sheep

Dont mean to be vulgar but Dr Phil fucks my counting-sheep