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[youresonovel]

i pooped four times this evening and i almost threw up when i was brushing my tongue (while brushing my teeth) and i noticed that i have massive amounts of split ends, right in my bangs. these events put me in an almost sour mood, but im listening to a chaper of a harry potter audio book then falling asleep to detroit rock city. everything works

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[megazoi]

Muppet Babbies taught me to brush my tongue. Something about Baby Kermit not having teeth.

ps. sorry about the pooping/vomiting

[john_enkosky]

Well if it makes you feel any better, next time I take a shit, I will dedicate it to you.

[montycoba]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A CHAPER?

[quailliebe]

if you were instead asking what a chafer is, i would say "why, it's a heating rack used by caterers"

had you said "what are chaps?" i would say "gaybot"

had you said "chipper" i would say "loveable chipmunk pal"

[youresonovel]

well excuse fucking me mister spelling fucking nazi hitler ass fuck. get a fucking life. and a haircut, fag.

[montycoba]

i'm not a nazi.

[quailliebe]

ps. split ends are a pain in the ass. i bought tresemme shampoo anti-breakage and it has done nothing. i am unimpressed.

hear me, tresemme? hear me?!?

[evanjames123]

girls poop????????

whoa........

[youresonovel]

i have a pooping disease. duh.