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[your_new_cuckoo]

Hey guys! Evidently I am a gang member. According to this delightful website, I am part of "a sinister force working around the clock to destroy the bond between woman and her man".

Thankfully they outline the characteristics of the evil lesbian:

boys haircut

Comments

[jessity]

I'm well on my way with my boy's hair cut and highly valued dildo.

Keep an eye on your mailbox for that toaster!

[dragonblink]

Shit. I have:

-- pricey girly salon haircut
-- two earrings in each earlobe (and one in the tragus)
-- tailored women's dress shirts (no ties)
-- no sleveless vests
-- one tailored maroon denim suit coat (vaguely makes me look like a concierge)
-- understated shades of long-wear lipstick on most days, plus occasional eye makeup
-- no dildos
-- no syphilis, genital warts, scabies, or breast cancer.

On the bright side, I do have a pair of men's steeltoed workbooks I wear on occasion. But still, apparently I'm lacking in LesboCred(tm). I better shape up or they'll take away my dyke license.

They can have my subscription to Car & Driver when they pry it from my cold, dead, short-nailed hands.

[your_new_cuckoo]

I know, dude. I am going to have to stop wearing makeup and get myself a pearl earring.

[lala2]

SO you're the one who's been spreading all that hate. I wondered who it was.

In the picture, the guy looks like he is wearing a leisure suit. :) Makes me admire him even MORE!

[srb]

I'm really just having trouble getting past ...America's powerful, government financed Lesbian Mafia.

[geobabe1]

Seriously...how can I get in on this gummint money? I mean, I'm married to a man, but I value highly "Dildos" and don't wear makeup.

[hopsing]

Hey...me too, maybe we can become "double agents"

[gypsy88]

..I am appalled. I hate people. But hey, don't you feel kinda cool? I've always wanted to be in a gang and be a menace to society... you're living my dream for me! Woot!

I have a woman doctor. She might be a lesbian. But she's a damned good doctor.