The Newest Crime Against Fashion To Make My Eyes Bleed.

[your_empathy]

You all know about my hatred of Crocs and flip flops. I was shown these on Sunday and I could not believe my eyes. Why do people insist on going around looking ridiculous? I swear, if any of you on my list purchase these "shoes," I will personally come to your home and set your closet on fire.

TOE SHOES:

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[slug_life]

Depends on if they're functional or not. Do they bring anything particular new to the shoe table?

[your_empathy]

They're supposedly great for running, but I fail to see how they are going to give you any support since they're supposed be like running around barefoot.

My main problem with them is that much like Crocs didn't stay in the garden like garden clogs should, these will probably make their way into everyday wear as well. And some asshole will come outside dressed in these, pajama pants, and a Tweety Bird t-shirt thinking that it's an acceptable outfit.

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[your_empathy]

No, they're still hideous. I came across a photo of a woman wearing them, and she was stretching and had her fingers between her toes. GROSS!