Well. That was different.

[youngraven]

So. If you were to gather up (we'll say)... 'Labyrinth', 'The Never-Ending Story', 'Lord of the Rings', 'Lord of the Flies' (sure, why not - there were trees in 'Lord of the Flies'), 'Eragon', 'Excalibur', that Kate Beckinsale one with the monkey-bats in, 'Pirates of the Caribbean', Limahl from Kajagoogoo, some ninjas, and that chap from Nelson (no

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[themultifarious]

...I think the icon pretty much sums it up.

I do like his green git-tar, though. And the bit where that other guy punches someone in the face who's wearing a metal helm or mask or something. Also the random crocodile.

[youngraven]

Absolutely! I thought 'and here is a crocodile - 'cos you know you want one'.

[themultifarious]

Well - who doesn't want a crocodile?

[youngraven]

That is the Creepiest. Bloody. Giraffe. Ever.

[brittlepoetry]

Who stole my screenplay?!

[youngraven]

I'm going to blame the crocodile. 'Cos s/he only had a cameo, and that's a bit suspicious.

[brittlepoetry]

I could have totally written a novel exactly like this when I was twelve.

[youngraven]

Haha. I remember some of the things you wrote when you were 12...

[cgronlund]

Oh...my...

After the establishing shot of him on the horse, when the next shot is the closer shot of him in the armor, I thought, "Ben Stiller is doing a spoof of those kinds of movies? Oh, my!"

Then I realized it was a "serious" video.

Like themultifarious said, the random crocodile really makes it!

But I must give respect to Chris Dane Owens: anybody who can work a lion's head doorknocker into the "O" in his last name for a logo is a level of cool that at least I--Christopher Peter Gronlund--can't reach.

Maybe a snake for the "G" in my last name.

And now, thinking about it, "Gronlund" is more swords and scorcery than "Owens."

Now I know what I must do: find a worthy steed, strap a sword to my waist, and ride to LA to do battle with Chris Dane Owens.

I have seen his fighting prowess in great detail in this video...I only hope that's enough to bring his head back to Texas...

[youngraven]

You could do it, mate. You've got the power of Kilt, and all he's got is a wee pencil moustache. Ride on, worthy warrior, and slay thine anemone. Erm. Enemy.

[apocalypticbob]

I'm sorry, this video has exceeded the allowed number of time periods by three. Please remove at least three eras, one busty porn star, and one Fabio wig and resubmit.

Thanks.

[youngraven]

But keep the crocodile...

[apocalypticbob]

Oh, definitely. The crocodile was the most important bit.

[rkimedes]

You forgot to add "And shades of Evan rachel Wood dressed up as Dita von Teese"

Oh my.

[youngraven]

Which is freaky, really, when you think about it. :D