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[youll_get_yours]

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want -- good or bad -- BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY

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[arymabeth]

Remember all those times I set your bed on fire? While you were sleeping in it?

[luckiemonky]

remember when you saved my father's village from certain doom? that was neat. thanks.

[kirbous]

Nothing beats the time we went and sailed the Dead Sea to rescue the mummies from Queen Victoria and rode in on mutant antelopes and shot her Nazi guards with wagons!

[all_life_ends]

Remember that time you fought a transgender dragon with a forklift and napalm?

[dagorladwen]

Remember that time you and I sat on a roof and watched a naked frat/sorority orgy going on in Times Square? Yeah. That was gross. I'm never letting you talk me into going to New York AGAIN.