My new friend doesn't talk much.

OOC: Anyone who would be in Monoco is welcome to interact with Hammer. Time is bendy depending on when you want the thread to take place. Or you can give me fic crit. Whateva! I'm open. :D

Hammer had thought about being upset. Several times, actually. He was free to enjoy the Grand Prix as much as anyone despite Tony Stark's behavior which ( Read more... )

The Hammertime jokes never get old.

The hearing went... well...

It went.

Best dessert you have ever had?

Weapons expert. Oh, how he liked the sound of that. In preparation for the Stark hearing, Justin Hammer had said the phrase to himself several times over, never failing to crack a smile every time.

Standing in front of a full length mirror wearing his glasses, a pair of boxer-briefs, and perfectly pressed white dress shirt, Hammer breathed slowly ( Read more... )

How many licks does it take to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? The owl of commercial fame would have us believe that it is only three."Three licks!" he says, "and you too can taste the delicious chocolate morsel."

However, this is rendered completely untrue as the owl then proceeds to bite away the candy. In their slogan, Tootsie Pop ( Read more... )

You like birds? I like birds.