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[youcandielater]

[MEET 21-YEAR-OLD MISATO KATSURAGI. Who is just like 29-year-old Misato Katsuragi, only even less responsible. She is the very picture of HOT TEACHER right now, leaning on her bed in her cabin in short shorts and a really tight tank-top. Yeah... Apparently, all of my counselors are here to be stupidly flirty. Go figure.

Misato earned her fame last

Comments

[charmedandperky]

You couldn't take care of a cactus in your condition! Don't drunk journal, it's not attractive.

[the_ironman]

I think Katsuragi is very attractive, personally.

[charmedandperky]

You're clearly an idiot or a pseudo-rapist, you choose. Of course, given you're, what, fifty? Guess what I'm leaning towards.

[the_ironman]

I didn't realize we were taking on our pro-bono mental health cases this quarter. I suppose I'll have to be on my game and prepared to deal with the... special children.

[christ_onabike]

...Misato.

[Private]

C'mon, be generous with that booze we know you've got.

[youcandielater]

Patrick. [See this face? This face is the picture of drunk seriousness.]

[Private]

[GASP] I'll have you know that I'm a responsible counselor! It just wouldn't be right for me to- [She gigglesnorts again] Okay, I can't say it with a straight face.

[christ_onabike]

Katsuragi. [He gives her a smirk and a nod, because he knooooooows how drunk you are.]

[Private]

Good, good, that's the spirit. So. Caring and sharing, Misato?

[Private]

[youcandielater]

My stash is underneath the mess hall. Yes, you have to crawl under there, but the effort makes it taste better, I promise! [She... Usually gets teenage boys to do that for her, so she doesn't have to get muddy.

She eyes him and wags a finger.] And don't be greedy, Paddy. If you take all of it, you'll have to get your alcohol from somewhere else and we all know how easy I am. [She pauses, realizing what a Freudian slip that was and coughs awkwardly. Goddammit.]