[fic] calculus of a single variable

[youcallitwinter]

for spuffy_noelle, the closest I get to a non-angsty fic. :D I can't believe I wrote this four days after that monster. There is no hope for me.

ETA: the movie shooting starts today, oh my god.

calculus of a single variable
veronica mars | veronica; veronica/logan, keith, wallace, mac, piz
post season three | pg-13 | 2150 | oneshot
"you're often tied up. I

Comments

[treblebeth]

Logan mostly looks at Piz like a minor annoyance, the volume left too loud in the neighbor’s apartment on a Best Of Avril Lavigne collection… that metaphor is disturbingly specific.

I love this line. and this part: And with whom I had to attend parties for weeks to scope out 'potentials', because she was so over Logan, like, so over him, really. You two are like a dastardly team of supervillains.” I can totally see Mac saying that.

I love your angst but the fluff was just what I needed today. THEY ARE FILMING. RIGHT NOW.

[youcallitwinter]

OMG, DYING AT THE THOUGHT. WE'LL SOON BE GETTING TEASERS AND PICTURES OR LEAKED INFORMATION OR SOMETHING, GUH.

I want to write so much gen-fic where nothing happens except Veronica and Logan marathon Clint Eastwood and such like. I am hopeless /sigh

[treblebeth]

Did you see the picture Rob Thomas just posted of Kristen and Jason's chairs next to each other? I legit squealed over it, and it's JUST CHAIRS.

[youcallitwinter]

omg, NO I DIDN'T. On twitter?! I am not on twitter dammit! And they're totally going to play up the LoVe angle, at least in marketing, because it's a major selling point and I DON'T EVEN MIND BEING MANIPULATED BECAUSE IT'S THOSE TWO, GUH.

[spuffy_noelle]

OH MY GOD DID YOU REALLY JUST DO THIS??

He’s silent for a moment, “I won the break-up?”

I can't even. Cuz who else would COMPETE over this?

It was so fluffy I just wanna pet it for days and days and days. And I really loved the Veronica & Keith part. So perfect. Really great thing to come home to!!!

(BTW totally squeeing everywhere that they started filming and then THE CHAIRS in the comment above. Seriously, it's chairs and I'm giddy.)

[youcallitwinter]

TBH I CAN'T BELIEVE I REALLY DID THIS MYSELF. I HAVE NO RESTRAINT WHATSOEVER.

Haha, I was all "bad thing happens, but somehow no one gets emo and angsty over it" and ran with that.

I never used to write V and Keith before, because they're so flawless, but now I just want to keep writing them xD

(WE'RE ALL LOSING IT OVER THE CHAIRS TBQH, SHIPPING THEM SO HARD RIGHT NOW.)

Prepare to have your life ruined.

[youcallitwinter]

DEAD OKAY

Re: Prepare to have your life ruined.

[spuffy_noelle]

LIFE OFICIALLY RUINED.

This movie cannot come soon enough.

[woobloo]

YOU WROTE MORE FIC, BLESS YOU.

*bows down to your superior self*

Seriously, how do you do it? Because gawd if this isn't perfect fluff. And angst. And fluff. YOU JUST WRITE THEM SO WELL OK.

This is beautiful. I mean you write Veronica's wit so well, and also their dynamic, just in the constant one-upmanship and snark, and also all the underlying ~stuff.

YOU WRITE PERFECT FLUFF AND PERFECT ANGST AND EVERYTHING L/V.

<33333333333333333333333333333

ALSO WHAT THE MOVIE FILMS TODAY HOW HOW HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS (i've been basically absent from the interwebs for the past few days because of personal reasons, but still) I MEAN I MEAN.
*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

[youcallitwinter]

THE REAL QUESTION IS, WHEN WILL I STOP. But okay, the number of drafts I have lying around are insane. (And this wasn't even one of them D:).

Fluff and angst is good!! I never write fluff generally, because I am so incapable, but angst/humor is literally my favorite category of fic to read; because I like people being miserable, but snarky while it.

I DID NOT KNOW ABOUT THE MOVIE THING EITHER, BECAUSE I'M NOT IN THE TWITTER LOOP, BUT CHAIRS. AND OMG, WE'RE GOING TO GET DETAILS AND STUFF IN THE NEXT FEW MONTHS AND DYING.

[ever_neutral]

OMFG ZOE!FLUFF IS THE BEST FLUFF OK. WRITE IT FOREVER.

She nods, breathing shallower, “you won the break-up.”
Yo, I love this line sfm because srsly when does Veronica Mars ever concede.

This ship is so gross. The thought of them being back on my screen makes me want to puke buckets. Will prob go do that now. Bye.

[youcallitwinter]

Yo, I love this line sfm because srsly when does Veronica Mars ever concede.

LOL, which is why I'm pretty sure she'll retract it after the sexytiemz, because Veronica Mars does extort xD

The thought of them being back on my screen makes me want to puke buckets.

Let me help with that, ahem;

[ever_neutral]

WHAT IS HAPPENING

[youcallitwinter]

DYING ETC. But also, my sleuthing tells me they're standing in front of the 09er, "Neptune's Hottest Nightclub" according to Rob in a picture he posted of the outside of the club. If we get a sexually tense, bantery, jealous-because-they're-with-other-people Veronica/Logan nightclub scene, I may not survive the movie.

[jaimy818]

I absolutely love how you write them, it's like I'm watching the show.

[youcallitwinter]

I'm always terrified of making them OOC, so this is very reassuring, thank you so much!