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[you_suck_potter]

Etna hired me!
So you are now looking at the local Porn distributer.
I expect everyone to come by and buy lots.
I also expect you all to go to my boss' wedding, btw.
And bring gifts.

If anyone has any extra potion ingredients they don't need... can I have them?

And everyone. My name is Draco Malfoy.
Not: Book

Comments

[you_suck_potter]

Matt!~~ I'm not Fluffy!~~~~

[you_suck_potter]

*pouts*

[1st_twin_hikaru]

"Dray?" I kind of like that, Book-san.

*snicker* I knew you were a pervert. Tell me, is there a lot of "threesome with twins" porn there? Since you're into that and all.

[you_suck_potter]

If you have to choose one. Go with Book. Not Dray.

I am not a pervert. Maybe a little.
I haven't even looked in that section because I am not into that. At all.

[1st_twin_hikaru]

Liar, you're completely into it. I bet that was the first section you looked at.

Are you working there for the employee discount? Was your Twin Threesome porn habit getting too expencive?

[you_suck_potter]

I am not!

I'm working there because it's a job and I needed one.
I don't have Twin Threesome porn habit. At all.

[Filtered to the Hitachin Twins]
If anyone asks. I don't have a Twin Threesome fetish.

Really.

But not to say that is doesn't interest me.

If your up for it.

[welovemistress]

Dragon Malflower~!
Dragon Malflower~!

[you_suck_potter]

I shouldn't have said anything.

[welovemistress]

Draco-kun~!
Draco-kun~!

Let's play a game!
A game! A game!

[you_suck_potter]

Alright. ♥ What do you want to play?

[etna_boogie]

Hey, hey~ Good job, part-timer♥ You're good for business~

[Filtered to Draco]

If anyone asks, you're 18♥

[you_suck_potter]

Glad to hear it ♥

[Filtered to Etna]

You got it. ♥

[mischief_twin_1]

*burst into laughing* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD

[you_suck_potter]

Don't.

[mischief_twin_1]

Don't what, Dray?

[you_suck_potter]

Don't call me Dray. Don't laugh.