Sometimes... things matter.

[you_run_i_chase]

Well now that all of that bullshit is done...

[Added after, with Kota approval.]

Who can fucking cook a turkey?

[Private to the Admiral]
Alright, asshole, the last week sucked, but give us turkey's for Thanksgiving. Turkeys and all the things that goes with them. We need a good fucking meal.

[Private to Paddy.]
How much do you know about

Comments

private

[christ_onabike]

Basically, what you can pick up from the Simpsons and that's about it.

I can cook one, though. 'S called Christmas, y'know.

Private

[you_run_i_chase]

This is fucking stupid. Well, I fucking hate holidays, for obvious fucking reasons. but Claire mentioned doing this one and I was wondering if you wanted to fucking do Thanksgiving with me.

Re: Private

[christ_onabike]

Well, if you want me to, absolutely, I'm fucking game.

Even if I'm turkey monkey for the day.

Christ, I could do with something which isn't driving me nuts this week.

Re: Private

[you_run_i_chase]

That's why I was seeing if someone fucking else can cook a turkey.

Good. Thanksgiving it is.

[heavenonthemind]

Why turkey?

[you_run_i_chase]

It's traditional for Thanksgiving, it's an American holiday. We're having Turkey.

How are you, Judas?

private

[heavenonthemind]

I've never heard of it.

Alright. You?

private

[you_run_i_chase]

It's all about how we fucked over Native Americans.

I'm alright. You should come, ya know.

[captain_jtkirk]

Do you actually have a turkey?

[you_run_i_chase]

We actually have enough turkey for everyone, thanks to Admiral asshole.

[captain_jtkirk]

That asshole really loves his holidays.

[you_run_i_chase]

Or some asshole thought it would be nice to fucking have some meat for a change considering the week we had while you were fucking gone.