Sword swallower.

[you_run_i_chase]

I'm going to find whoever took my 11 incher and I'm going to shove it so far up their ass!

[Parker is a sword swallower who's been with the carnival for two years. Everyone just calls her 'Parker'. And she totally doesn't bother with filters]

Comments

Being a perv between preaching the glories of God.

[the_house_rules]

I've got your eleven incher right here.

[Audio, carnie filter. House doesn't care who amongst his own people sees his depraved remarks, however it is of utmost importance that the townies don't see he is not a wholesome man of God.]

Filter

[you_run_i_chase]

You cane don't count.

Filter

[the_house_rules]

Har har. We both know that's just a prop to win over the crowd. Kind of like the sacks of corn you stuff down that bodice.

Filter

[you_run_i_chase]

Now Doc, if ya wanna see what's down my bodice, all ya need do is act real nice-like.

Private now.

[the_house_rules]

That's never stopped you in the past.

((ooc: He's full of shit, or perhaps they actually have hooked up at some point. As the carnival's resident faithless conman, or rather, perhaps, one of them, it wouldn't be surprising.))

Private now.

[you_run_i_chase]

As I recall, you did some asking mighty nice that time.

[I vote yes. For later lolz on the hooking up.]

Private now.

[the_house_rules]

Don't let tales of my decency get out. It would ruin me. Well, here, at least.

[OOC: AGREEEEEEED.]

Private now.

[you_run_i_chase]

Now I don't recall saying ya were decent.

Private now.

[the_house_rules]

And I don't recall you complaining...