The Best Prank of All -- Week 1
Title: The Best Prank of All
Author: yoshi09
Genre: Comedy/Friendship/Romance
Pairings: Ninomiya Kazunari / Inoue Mao with Maotsujun and Ohmiya “subtext.”
Rating: PG
Warning: Some alcohol use.
Chapter: “Week 1”/?
Disclaimer: I do not own any characters used in this fanfiction. Johnny Kitagawa takes them out to play life size chess with sometimes, though. Kidding~ Matsumoto Jun is whipped by Inoue Mao, and Ohno does everything Nino says. *shrugs*That’s just how it is~
Summary: “Okay, so, let’s review. What is the prank called?”
“Operation: Purple to green.”
“Good, Mao-chan. Now, why?”
“Because we want to get Jun so ‘green with envy’ he finally admits he likes me.”
“Yes. And how will we do this?”
“By making me, Inoue Mao, into Ninomiya Kazunari’s girlfriend.”
Comments: Written for novemberbaby86
by request of “Nino-centric” fanfiction. None of the “Nino Game” entries in this fanfiction are real, I base them and the emoticons in them off of real "Nino Game" translations from 6th_member . Dialogue-only style inspired by Sunny June 46 of Fanfiction.net
Week 1: How to be Ninomiya Kazunari's Girlfriend - The Basics
[Secret] Nino Game - 23rd Feb 2009 - Home
I love my new soccer game…
You could play it online so I have been obsessed with it lately.
Playing with many people online is fun
I’m playing right now.
Don’t tell anyone I was almost late to studio recording yesterday because of it
My phone is ringing. I have to go answer it
m(_ _)m
Till then (^-^)/
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“Hello, if this isn’t a really cute girl…”
“Nino-kun?”
“Eh~? Mao-chan, this is a surprise! How are the games I lent you? Did Jun ever get them to you?”
“Huhuhu… yes. He did. Thank you.”
“Ah, good. How do you like them?”
“They’re fun.”
“Oh, that’s good.”
“…”
“…”
“…”
“…Mao-chan?”
“Yes?”
“So… what did you call me for?”
“Ano… Nino-kun, heh heh heh, I need your help.”
“Eh, what’s wrong?”
“Heh heh heh heh…”
“You sound flustered and keep laughing nervously. Are you okay?”
“Yes. I’m-I’m fine. Ano… it’s just…*inhale*…IlikeJunhelpmeprankhimintoadmittinghelikesmeback.”
“…What?”
“I- I like Jun…your band mate, Matsumoto Jun…”
“…”
“…please, help me prank him into admitting he likes me back.”
“Wait, what?”
“I like J-”
“Yes, I know that now, but why do you need to prank him? Why can’t you just go up and say you do like a sensible person.”
“No! I can’t. That’s too embarrassing!”
“…But he likes you already, right? You don’t need my help.”
“Yes, but, I can’t tell him he likes me until he tells me first.”
“…”
“Nino-kun?”
“…”
“Nino-kun?”
“…That makes no sense.”
“I… I know it doesn’t, but I really need your help. Please? Nino-kun?”
“…*sigh*”
“Pleease?”
“…Yes, yes…”
“Thank you!”
“But why a prank, again?”
“…”
“Mao-chan?”
“Personal… personal reasons. Etto… Jun tricked me, and I’m trying to get him back.”
“So vague. Fine. But you owe me a free meal out of this … Now what kind of prank are we talking about…”
[Secret] Nino Game - 24th Feb 2009 - Friend’s apartment
I got a surprise phone call yesterday from a friend of a friend
I’m at my friend of a friend’s apartment right now.
Maybe I should tell you who it is
Do you want to know?
Don’t tell anyone okay
You have to promise.
That is…
I’m at Inoue Mao-san’s apartment
But!
Don’t worry, we are just friends
I’m planning a prank on someone with her
Then…
Eat ramen with Captain
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“…We’ll call it, ‘Operation: Purple to green.’ Mao-chan, are you paying attention?”
“Yes.”
“You seem distracted.”
“Only a little. I have to ask, ahuhuhu…Nino-kun, did you make this chart?”
“…Yes.”
“Really? It’s a nice chart.”
“I’m thorough with my pranks. I like to have visual aids.”
“Those are really cute stick figure drawings. You made me have a really big smile, huhu…Did you draw them?”
“Yes, I'm no Ohno Satoshi but...oi, Mao-chan, we’re getting off topic.”
“Oh, sorry.”
“Okay, so, let’s review. What is the prank called?”
“Operation: Purple to green.”
“Good, Mao-chan. Now, why?”
“Because we want to get Jun so ‘green with envy’ he finally admits he likes me.”
“Yes. And how will we do this?”
“By making me, Inoue Mao, into Ninomiya Kazunari’s girlfriend.”
“…You’re reading right off the chart, aren’t you?”
“Ahuhuhu.”
“And it’s awesome girlfriend. See? Right here, Mao-chan. Ninomiya Kazunari’s awesome girlfriend.”
“Sir, yes, sir!”
“…”
“Ahuhuu… ?”
“...”
“Sorry, Nino-kun.”
“…You’d get along really well with Aiba, you know that?”
“Aiba-kun?”
“Yeah.”
“Mmm~ why?”
“Similar humor. We’re off topic again. How long may this prank take?”
“Weeks to a few months depending on Jun’s observations and how fast I could be your ‘girlfriend.’”
“Good, and the last thing- what do I get out of this prank?”
“All you can eat buffet dinner at the restaurant of your choice and you get to choose anyone you want to bring with you and I have to pay for the meal.”
“Excellent.”
[Secret] Nino Game - 25th Feb 2009 - Day 2
I’m continuing the topic of………
The prank
It is very funny
We’re working on it again today.
I wish I could tell you what it is
Maybe later.
But I can tell you….
Captain’s ramen was delicious
Don’t you agree
Wait…
You probably never tasted it before.
So sorry. m(_ _)m
After ramen together, we went to go drinking with Jun-kun
We talked about having a barbeque together next week
This made me happy.
I’m off
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“We have to have nicknames, don’t we? So it’s like a real couple.”
“Good point, Mao-chan. But there’s not many variations of your name…”
“You could call me ‘Sweetheart,’ or ‘Honey.’”
“Sweetheart? Honey? So lovey-dovey. Hahahah…”
“Ne…It has to be real, right?”
“Un. Call me Kazu then. Shows how close we are.”
“Kazu-kun?”
“Hey, doesn’t sound bad when you say it.”
“Huhu… You sound impressed.”
“I am. Try dropping the ‘-kun.’”
“Kazu?”
“Yeah. Perfect.”
“Kazu-pon?”
“Are we trying to make him punch me or make him jealous?”
“Huhuhu..”
“…Okay, Sweetheart...”
“Huhu~ Yes, Kazu?”
“Haha~ do you know about my recent soccer game obsession?”
[Secret] Nino Game - 26th Feb 2009
I started to teach someone how to play my favorite soccer game online
I really enjoy teaching people how to play games
But…
She is surprisingly really good
Will tell Oh-chan how much quicker a girl was at learning than he was
Good night minna
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“Magic. I have to be good at magic too, ne, Kazu-kun?”
“‘Kazu,’ Sweetheart.”
“Ah! Sorry, Kazu.”
“So, cards. What do you know?”
“I’m going to shuffle the cards a few times first.”
“Okay.”
“…Pick a card.”
“Sweetheart, I think I’ve seen this one.”
“I don’t think so.”
“…”
“Don’t pick that one, pick another one, Kazu.”
“…”
“Great, huhu! Now think of a fruit.”
“Why?”
“It’s part of my trick!”
“Haha, okay…”
“Now shuffle the cards and then say the fruit’s name, tap the card and pick up the first card on top. It’ll be yours.”
“Shuffle as many times as I want?”
“As many times as you want.”
“….Wow.”
[Secret] Nino Game - 27th Feb 2009 - Yesterday
I watched my friend do magic.
Sugoii!
It was really good
The shuffling and card tricks were great
After awhile
my friend also found out some of my card tricks too
This is good because it shows the eyes are being trained to catch magician techniques
My friend is eager to learn more from me.
Does everyone have something they really want to learn
Gambatte minna!!!!!!!!
Everyone work hard for your dreams
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“Let’s watch this one.”
“Ehhhh~ Kazu…”
“…”
“Grave of the Fireflies is so sad though!”
“You’re in it. It’d be suspicious if you know lots of things about me, but I don’t know a lot about you. Sit closer to me. You’re my girlfriend, remember?”
“You have to put your arm around me then, ne? To make it more real.”
“Yes. And you lean on my chest.”
“Ahuhuhu…”
[Secret] Nino Game - 28th Feb 2009 - Movies!
I watched “Grave of the Fireflies” and “Hanaikusa” after work today
The leads of both movies are great
I talked to one of them and she was embarrassed.
I don’t know why
I also found out…
My friend practices the soccer game and Pokemon on Nintendo DS at home too
Ah…
This made me happy
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“…Kazu?”
“Yeah?”
“How long are we going to keep playing this soccer game? I think it’s been three hours now and the laptop is really hot on my lap.”
“Three hours is nothing, you have to look convincing as my gir- eh!! What!?”
“Yatta! Two to one! I win!”
“You distracted me with your question!”
“Ahuhuhuhuhu~”
“I don’t believe it! A girl beat me? Rematch!”
“No way! I won so I say we practice something else. Ne, show me that card trick you were doing yesterday.”
[Secret] Nino Game - 1st Mar 2009 - Bad day
Really…
It is a bad day today.
It was
SO cold in my apartment this morning
The heat wasn’t working
So I thought
“I’ll go jogging outside to warm myself”
But…
It was colder outside
Car didn’t start either so I had to hail a cab
I don’t like cabs too much…
Also, I stubbed my toe on my way into the studio.
It still hurts
Then Aiba-chan brought curry and shared it with all of us
Sho-kun even let me eat his
Yeeya~
Not so bad a day after all
But… a girl beat me in the soccer game
I don’t understand
Bad day again…
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“Moshi moshi?”
“Hello Kazu.”
“Hello, Mao-tan.”
“Ahuhu…Listen, I won’t be able to come by this morning or afternoon because filming is running later than expected. So may I come over tomorrow morning instead?”
“…”
“…Kazu?”
“Yeah?”
“Were you listening to anything I was saying?”
“Of course.”
“…”
“…”
“You’re playing the soccer game again, aren’t you?”
“I’m not!”
“I hear your mouse clicking while we’re talking!”
“Do you? I… ano… etto… No! I was listening to you the whole time.”
“Kazu, I still hear the mouse clicking!”
“Fine fine, I’m exiting the game right now… You were saying something about running while filming?”
[Secret] Nino Game - 2nd Mar 2009 - Busy…
I’m tired…………………………….
Work is hard, ne??
Sho-kun is working hard on promoting Yatterman
I am excited
Believe is coming out too
But…
I want to talk to everyone about something
When people have really good hearing
It’s both a good and bad thing.
What do you think
Work ends earlier today so I have more time to practice my soccer game. I need to get better!
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“How long have you been awake?”
“Just the whole night….”
“Just the whole night? Kazu!”
“Must…keep… playing…high… score… seconds… away…”
“No! You have to go to sleep!”
“Eh, but I’m on a roll…”
“On a roll to your pillow!”
“Where… where are you… taking me?”
“I’m rolling you and this computer chair away from your desktop and to your bed.”
“N-N-No… high… schore..... *snore snore*”
Week 2 is now up ^_^
So... what do you guys think? jent_fanfics material? Yes? No? >.