DRAMAtical Murder Stella Worth Bonus Drama CD
This was quite amusing. I'll do the Nitro Direct drama CD too. Eventually. Might not do it if someone's already translated it though (since it's a waste of effort), so let me know if you know of an existing one. I also plan on doing the ones for re:connect after I'm done playing it. Still have Koujaku, Ren and the secret stories to go.
Allmate Group Discussion
Beni: Hey Reeeen!
Ren: What is it, Beni?
Beni: I found this in Koujaku’s room.
Ren: Let me see. DRAMAtical Murder Main Character Special Survey…
Beni: What do you think?
Ren: A survey is one of the means of gathering public information. The word originated from France and in English is-
Beni: Not that, dumbass! Who do you think knows the most about our partners? Us Allmates, of course! They’ve gotta ask us about this!
Ren: I think it would better to ask our partners in person.
Beni: Tsk, tsk, tsk. You don’t get it, do you? Humans are creatures that tend to hide their true feelings!
Ren: Hmm, is that so?
Beni: Don’t sweat the details. Let’s give em’ a hand.
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Beni: So, Ren…
Ren: What is it?
Beni: Why are these guys here?
Ren: The bird is Mink’s Allmate and the Pseudobunny is Noiz’s.
Beni: I know that!!
Bird: You’re a noisy sparrow as always.
Pseudobunny: So right! Your chirping’s so annoying!
Beni: You bastards…
Bird: I came because this was supposed to be a discussion about our owners, is it not?
Ren: Indeed it is.
Bird: Then let us begin and not waste time.
Beni: Yeah, yeah, let’s just start and get this over with!
Pseudobunny: Beep! Preparations ready! The automatic statement logger is OK.
Beni: Alright, let’s begin. We’ll start with some introductions. I’m Beni. I look after Koujaku! You go next, Ren.
Ren: I’m Ren. Aoba is my partner.
Bird: I have no particular name. If I must name myself, Bird will do. I am Mink’s Allmate.
Pseudobunny: Beep! Pseudobunny is Noiz’s Allmate!
Beni: Right, let’s answer the questions. First up is, let’s see. “What are your favourite and least favourite foods?”
Ren: Koujaku often comes to eat Tae’s cooking but he does not seem to have any dislikes.
Beni: Well about that…
Ren: He does?
Beni: He actually dislikes celery. The smell doesn’t mix well (with the taste/smell of other foods) and stands out too much.
Ren: If I recall, Tae uses celery in her cooking, I’ve never seen him act that way.
Beni: That because you know, he’s trying to act tough around Aoba. So, what about you guys?
Pseudobunny: Noiz likes umm, pizza, pasta and Pflaumengefüllte Schweinelende mit Serviettenknödel.
Beni: Huh, what did you just say?
Ren: Is that some sort of tongue twister?
Pseudobunny: Beep! It’s an actual dish!
Beni: I can’t even imagine what sort of food it is. Ah, whatever. Next!
Bird: None.
Beni: What? How can he not have any?
Bird: I have never seen Mink eat. It is not as if we are always together. He only uses me as a tool. However, it is not a wrong way to use an Allmate.
Pseudobunny: Noiz does that too!
Beni: I see. Ren, you’re next!
Ren: Aoba’s favourite is Tae’s meat and potato stew. He dislikes…
Beni: Hmm, what’s up?
Ren: I’m not sure if this is something I should talk about.
Beni: What? Don’t you get all haughty now.
Ren: It’s not that he won’t drink it, but Aoba seems to dislike milk. The fact that he often refused to drink it when he was young and was put in detention for it still bothers him.
Beni: Pfft, what is he, a kid? I see, Aoba huh… That’s good to know! I’ll use it against him the next time he grabs me-
(SLAM)
Koujaku: Hey, you guys! What’re you gathering here for? Beni, did you set this up?
Beni: Koujaku! Aoba and Clear too!
Aoba: What are you up to that even Ren would be involved?
Ren: Aoba, this is-
Clear: Awawa!
Beni: H-How’d you find us?
Clear: I’m sorry! Master saw the email that was sent to me.
Beni: Eh, email?
Ren: Clear doesn’t appear to have an Allmate, so I contacted him directly.
Beni: How straight laced can you be!?
Aoba: What’s this? Hey Koujaku, there seems to be all sorts of text written here.
Pseudobunny: Beep! Beep! Beep, Beep, Beeeep!!
Bird: Hmm, it seems that it would be wise to disband. (Flies off)
Beni: You bastard, how dare you run away- Ngh, gaah!
Koujaku: Beeeni, what have you been doing, huh? I’ll turn you into a beanbag! Take that!
Beni: AHHHHHHHhhhhhh-
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Edited the script to include Noiz's favourite German food, courtesy of kuracakes who figured it out.