DRAMAtical Murder Amazon Bonus Drama CD
Here's the next DMMd store exclusive drama CD translation. I have the StellaWorth one coming right up. Amazon's CD is apparently a voiced version of some short stories previously published in B's Log. To call them short stories is an understatement really. If you've seen my post about the Animate CD you'll know that I've left Mink's story as a summary because well, Mink.
Koujaku Short Story
Aoba: Grandma, I’m home! What a tiring day… eh?
Koujaku: Yo, welcome back!
Aoba: Koujaku! What do you mean by “Welcome home”?
Koujaku: Then, “Good job today!”
Aoba: Why are you letting yourself into someone else’s room without permission?
Koujaku: Nothing new here, right?
Aoba: Well yeah, but… (Sigh)
Koujaku: Here we go.
Aoba: Hmm? Why’re you sitting next to me?
Koujaku: No reason~
Ren: Koujaku, regarding your greeting just now…
Koujaku: What about it, Ren?
Ren: Shouldn’t you first say “Pardon my intrusion”?
Koujaku: Heh?
Beni: What’re you on about?
Ren: Beni?
Beni: It’s so damn formal to say that now. Man, you’re such a wet blanket.
Koujaku: Beni’s so right, don’t you agree, Aoba? Ren’s words are so cold considering that we’re such good buddies!
Aoba: Who asked you to make yourself at home? (Smack)
Koujaku: Ouch! Oh right, Tae said that tonight’s dinner is meat and potato stew.
Aoba: So?
Koujaku: I’m joining in! After that-
Aoba: You’re gonna sleep over, right?
Koujaku: You got it, Aoba!
Aoba: Nothing new here. Actually, you should learn some restraint!
Koujaku: Someday.
Aoba: The heck’s that?
Koujaku: (Laughs)
Noiz Short Story
Aoba: When did boss say he’d be back? Oh, welcome- Eh, it’s you!
Noiz: Someone sure looks free.
Aoba: What’re you doing here? I never told you where I worked!
Noiz: I know pretty much all there is about you.
Aoba: Huh, does that mean you looked up my details? How did you do that?
Noiz: Hmm, that’s quite the assortment of manic stuff you’ve got there. Weird shop.
Aoba: You know, if you’re just here to bug me then leave.
Noiz: Of course not, I’ve got business here.
Aoba: In that case, get it over with and go home.
Noiz: I’ll do just that.
Aoba: W-What’re you doing? Let me go! Ghh-!
Noiz: Actually, never mind. (Lets him go)
Aoba: Huh? Wait! I don’t get him at all. (Sigh)
Mink Short Story
A minute and 23 seconds of Mink choking Aoba, threatening to smash his head and telling him that all he needs to do is follow his orders and that he doesn’t give a shit about Aoba’s thoughts or will. SIGH.
Clear Short Story
Aoba: Here, come in.
Clear: Thank you very much. Now then, pardon my intrusion into your room, Master~!
Aoba: Yeah.
Clear: Oh, that’s the balcony, isn’t it?
Aoba: Hey, what?
Clear: (Opens sliding door)
Aoba: What’re you doing on the blacony-
Clear: Heave-ho!
Aoba: Wha- Why are you climbing the roof!?
Clear: Hurry Master, I’ll show you the best spot!
Aoba: Best spot!? What’re you talking about?
Clear: Just come up already!
Aoba: Are we seriously going up there?
Clear: Yes! Your roof is a pretty good one!
Aoba: Why are you even doing that? Can you even judge a roof in the first place?
Clear: Of course! Hurry up, hurry up!
Aoba: (Climbs up) Feels like you could fall off any moment… Scary!
Clear: Master, over here! Over here! The best spot is right next to me!
Aoba: An oc-octopus cushion? Oh whatever…
Clear: How is it? Isn’t it great?
Aoba: What is?
Clear: You can hear all sorts of sounds from town gathering here. Don’t you think it’s wonderful?
Aoba: I don’t hear anything though.
Clear: Oh? You don’t seem very keen on this, Master. Could it be that… (shuffling through stuff) nope not this, not that, not this either… there it is! Would you have preferred this jellyfish cushion instead?
Aoba: Screw that, why do you even have all those things in your coat pockets!? That’s just strange!
Clear: It doesn’t have everything, only what I put inside.
Aoba: That’s not what I meant. (Sigh)
Clear: Oh I get it! What you meant was that you didn’t want a cushion, you wanted to lie on my lap instead!
Aoba: Huh?
Clear: In that case, you could’ve said so earlier! Oh you~
Aoba: Forget it. This is too much trouble, I don’t care anymore…
That's all! Short story is short. This may partly be my Clear bias, but his track was the best considering a whole lot of nothing happens in the other three. lol