Tsuritama Picture Drama: Enthusiastic Contest (Part 2/2)
A brief moment to admire Natsuki's charming smile... Okay, let's go.
Here's part 2! How did the boys go? Who became Enoshima's Prince of the Sea? There's a little surprise towards the end, to say the least. >=3 Haven't read part 1 yet? You can find it here!
Tsuritama Picture Drama: Enthusiastic Contest (Part 2/2)
Yuki: Thus the day of the contest arrived.
Natsuki: Look at all those people! Did you find anything to show, Yuki?
Yuki: Yeah, I’ll wing it somehow.
Haru: I can’t wait!
Natsuki: We’ll just have to hope everything works out. Let’s give it our best!
Yuki: Yeah!
Akira: Well aren’t they shaking in their boots? This is why brats are useless. Just watch, I’ll become the Prince of the Sea!!
Tapioca: Quack.
Akira: Like I said! It’s not that I want to win, I just want to produce good results since I’m taking part. Have a good look Tapioca, this is the composure of a 25 year old adult!
Natsuki: It’s about to start.
Akira: E-Entry No.1. Akira Agarkar… Yamada!!
Yuki: He’s…
Haru: His number badge is on the wrong way.
Natsuki: He’s way too nervous.
Akira: Yes? Oh, this is Tapioca. Y-yes, she’s a duck. No, she’s not my pet, we have a very heartful relationship. Well there were circumstances. What, I’m running out of time? Then I shall begin!
Akira: DU-CK! (It's either that or just a spoken SFX ”DOKA---N”)
(Murmurs)
Akira: Eh?
Natsuki: That idiot, it was written on the postcard that there’s no swimsuit judging.
Akira: What, the turban? Sorry but I can’t take it off. I don’t look refreshing with that on? You may not know this at first glance but this turban is made of thin fabric and can be worn in summer.
Natsuki: Just show us your talent already.
Akira: I shall now break some tiles.
Yuki: Isn’t that pretty amazing?
Akira: Hngh! (Thunk) Huh? That’s o-o-odd. P-P-P-Pardon me. It must be because the humidty is somewhat low today.
Natsuki: This has nothing to do with that.
Akira: Hyah! (Thunk) Teyouh! (Thunk) Yogaaaaa!! (Thunk)
(Buzzer)
Natsuki: All he’s done is scream in his birthday suit.
Akira: Umm, finally, I’m also with an I-Indian modelling agency. I won the Grand Prize in a Mr.So and So Contest in Kolkata.
Bodyguards: Hi ho. Hi ho. Hi ho.
Akira: Eh? Ahhhhh!!
Natsuki: I don’t want to end up like him.
Yuki: Yeah… Oh you’re up Natsuki.
Natsuki: Yeah. I’ll show them what Enoshima locals are made of!
Natsuki: Err, I’ll assemble this rod in a minute.
Yuki: He chose to go with fishing in the end huh?
Natsuki: (Fumbling) This can’t be happening! I should be used to this!
Yuki: Calm down Natsuki!
Haru: Natsuki! You can do it!
Akira: Please fail. Please fail. Please fail. Please fail. Please fail.
Natsuki: Ahh!! It’s all over!! What am I doing? How can I be acting like a complete amateur!? (Gasp) Sakura!
Natsuki: No, please don’t look at me so pitifully!
Haru: Prince, don’t mind it!
Natsuki: That bastard.
(Buzzer)
Natsuki: Excuse me.
Yuki: You did well Natsuki.
Haru: Good job!
Natsuki: UWAHHHhhhhhhh!!!
Yuki: NATSUKI!! (Sigh) Haru, it’s your turn now. Huh?
Haru: My talent is… turning into a fish!
Akira: Oh crap, Tapioca!
Tapioca: Quack!
Haru: Five, four, three, two, one…
Tapioca: Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack!!!
Haru: Uwah!! Ahhhhaha!! Ducks are scary! Noooo!!
Haru: That was scary…
Yuki: Be serious, will you? What was that turning into a fish thing all about?
Haru: Oh right. Yuki, I’m actually a fish!
Yuki: Yeah, yeah. You ought to learn from Natsuki. He failed but he tried his best. Right, Natsuki?
Natsuki: I’m hopeless… hopeless… hopeless… hopeless… hopeless…
Yuki: Natsuki shrunk!
Natsuki: Hopeless… hopeless… hopeless…
Haru: Natsuki’s interesting!
Natsuki: Hopeless… hopeless…
Haru: Yuki, it’s your turn!
Yuki: What? Umm, I-I think I’ll d-demonst-t-rate my t-talent… !!!
Yuki: Everyone’s here… looking at me! Ahhh it’s no good!
Haru: Yuki your face…
Natsuki: This is bad. Do something Yuki!
Yuki: AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
Natsuki: He’s finished.
(Cheers)
Haru: Yuki’s amazing! Everyone likes it!
Natsuki: Well it really is something only he can do.
Akira: That’s no talent, he’s just freaking out! You fraud! I demand a refund!
Haru: That was fun!
Yuki: That wasn’t fun at all!
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Yuki: In the end, none of us became the prince.
Urara: Fidget fidget… Fidget fidget… Thank you very much, I shall humbly receive this.
(Cheers and fangirls screaming)
Natsuki: So it all came down to looks in the end.
Yuki: Seems like it.
Natsuki: Does our school even have a guy like that? Whatever, let’s go fishing!
Yuki: Alright.
Haru: Fishing!
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Akira: Guess this is the end of the investigation.
Tapioca: Quack.
Akira: I’m not upset!
Tapioca: Quaaack.
Akira: “It’s written all over your face”? Where, just where is it written huh!?
Tapioca: Quack. Quack quack quack. Quack quack.
Akira: BLAH BLAH BLAH! (Sigh) Well at least there was no alien interference.
Yuki: We never realised that boy with the light blue hair would eventually plunge Enoshima into turmoil. Not at all.
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Haru: Aww, I wanted the whitebait.
Yuki: The how about trying again next year?
Haru: Next year huh? Wonder what I’ll be doing then?
Natsuki: Who knows?
Yuki: Me neither, but I think I’ll be fishing.
Natsuki: No doubt about that.
Haru: I wanna fish sea bass!
Natsuki: Let’s do this!
Yuki: Ready, go!
Natsuki, Yuki, Haru: ENO. SHIMA. DOOOON!!
Yuki: With that, three lures flew into the evening sky. Thank you for watching!
END
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How was that? To think the Urara has actually been on land so early in the series! That really brings up a whole lot of questions about what he's been doing all these years, huh?
Sadly the anime broadcast and radio program is over and all six BD/DVD volumes are now out along with the supplementary materials. I want more.... no, I need more Tsuritama... Q_Q