Yeah, I'm green and small, and I have big ears. (chat log)
Who: Yoda, Jason
What: Lots of awkward that have to do with being a teenager or with being green. Probably both.
*look, it's a Jason with -- some kind of egg and bacon sandwich, no, I don't know why either*
*tappety tap, here's a Yoda, walking around and looking sleepy*
*....whoa hey little green dude o_o*
*he's completely oblivious. At least in appearance*
*noms a bit of his sandwich* ...Uh. Hi?
*he seems to wake from a sort of trance, and looks around slowly* Hullo, young padawan.
*blinkblink*
*typist is dying, here* Hmmm. Confused, are we? *sedately*
Um. *sets his sandwich down* A little?
No reason to be. Odder than a Jedi Master, there is.
Well. Yeah. *bites his lip a little and takes a bite of his sandwich*
*yeah, like Yoda is the epitome of normal, move along.* *he stops and starts to sniff at his sandwich*
...You want one?
* Retrieving #desperatescreen modes...
A good heart, you have. *a half-toothy smile* What is it?
Bacon and egg sandwich.
Egg? *we're not sure where Yoda comes from, but our theory is, he was hatched*
Er. Yeah. Chicken eggs.
Chicken? *we're pretty sure there are no chickens on Dagoba or on Coruscant*
..A ...bird? That ...people, um. Eat.
(unless you're vegetarian.)
Ah. *he sniffs a little more* Attempt it, I will. *with a nod*
*offers him half of his*
*he accepts it with a nod of appreciation, and sort of splatters it on himself - and very nonplussed, he proceeds to pick up and eat.*
*finishes his half of the sandwich then*
*oh, Jason. So sweet* Not bad, this is, but sushi, I prefer. *yes, he's a prim messy dude*
...Oh, well, I dunno how to make sushi.
Sorry.
Young Bruce, teach you this invaluable skill, could. *with a self-assured nod*
....*blink* Bruce Wayne, really?
*a nod, as if yes, of course, there is only ONE Bruce who can make sushi*
...I didn't know he cooked.
*apparently, no-one did.* Cook, he can, and beer, he has introduced me too. *he remembers the hangover, so that's a bit less enthusiastic*
Oh -- oh, well. I'm -- not old enough to drink.
*neither is Yoda, seriously* Humble, you are, but great power lies in you.
*o_o* Um. Not really. I'm just -- Jason, no one special.
*wisely* and greater for your humility, you will be. *if only Anakin had been like you!*
...Oh. Um. ...Alright?
*just a nod*
*awkward smile! Look, he inherited that from his dad too :D*
*too bad Yoda never met Clark...* *but a half-toothy smile in return* Your name, what is it, young padawan?
Jason White.
*a nod* A fitting name.
....Thanks?
Welcome, you are.
*fidgets a bit*
Discomfortable, you are. *yes, it's a question*
Uh. Kind of?
*so sedately* whyever ?
...i -- dunno. I just ...am.
*holding up a finger* let your cares go, you must, to become the man you are to be.
...Okay then.
What: Lots of awkward that have to do with being a teenager or with being green. Probably both.
*look, it's a Jason with -- some kind of egg and bacon sandwich, no, I don't know why either*
*tappety tap, here's a Yoda, walking around and looking sleepy*
*....whoa hey little green dude o_o*
*he's completely oblivious. At least in appearance*
*noms a bit of his sandwich* ...Uh. Hi?
*he seems to wake from a sort of trance, and looks around slowly* Hullo, young padawan.
*blinkblink*
*typist is dying, here* Hmmm. Confused, are we? *sedately*
Um. *sets his sandwich down* A little?
No reason to be. Odder than a Jedi Master, there is.
Well. Yeah. *bites his lip a little and takes a bite of his sandwich*
*yeah, like Yoda is the epitome of normal, move along.* *he stops and starts to sniff at his sandwich*
...You want one?
* Retrieving #desperatescreen modes...
A good heart, you have. *a half-toothy smile* What is it?
Bacon and egg sandwich.
Egg? *we're not sure where Yoda comes from, but our theory is, he was hatched*
Er. Yeah. Chicken eggs.
Chicken? *we're pretty sure there are no chickens on Dagoba or on Coruscant*
..A ...bird? That ...people, um. Eat.
(unless you're vegetarian.)
Ah. *he sniffs a little more* Attempt it, I will. *with a nod*
*offers him half of his*
*he accepts it with a nod of appreciation, and sort of splatters it on himself - and very nonplussed, he proceeds to pick up and eat.*
*finishes his half of the sandwich then*
*oh, Jason. So sweet* Not bad, this is, but sushi, I prefer. *yes, he's a prim messy dude*
...Oh, well, I dunno how to make sushi.
Sorry.
Young Bruce, teach you this invaluable skill, could. *with a self-assured nod*
....*blink* Bruce Wayne, really?
*a nod, as if yes, of course, there is only ONE Bruce who can make sushi*
...I didn't know he cooked.
*apparently, no-one did.* Cook, he can, and beer, he has introduced me too. *he remembers the hangover, so that's a bit less enthusiastic*
Oh -- oh, well. I'm -- not old enough to drink.
*neither is Yoda, seriously* Humble, you are, but great power lies in you.
*o_o* Um. Not really. I'm just -- Jason, no one special.
*wisely* and greater for your humility, you will be. *if only Anakin had been like you!*
...Oh. Um. ...Alright?
*just a nod*
*awkward smile! Look, he inherited that from his dad too :D*
*too bad Yoda never met Clark...* *but a half-toothy smile in return* Your name, what is it, young padawan?
Jason White.
*a nod* A fitting name.
....Thanks?
Welcome, you are.
*fidgets a bit*
Discomfortable, you are. *yes, it's a question*
Uh. Kind of?
*so sedately* whyever ?
...i -- dunno. I just ...am.
*holding up a finger* let your cares go, you must, to become the man you are to be.
...Okay then.