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[yo_yo_mercenary]

((Strikethroughs are easily hackable.))

Oh, this is weird

Uuuuuuuuuuumm…where am I?

Nothing here looks familiar! Hellooooooooooo, where is this?! I don’t remember coming here! Last I remember, I was...uh. I was…um.

I CAN’T REMEMBER ANYTHING! :O!

But how is that possible?! I don’t remember forgetting everything! …Er, wait, forget that. Um. Okay, okay,

Comments

[sonofabat]

...You take forever to say nothing, lady. *Ignoring all the tough guy spiel for the sake of his sanity*

And if you think it's aliens you best put on your tin foil hat, I hear they can read your thoughts.

Wait, why aren't you wearing underwear?

[yo_yo_mercenary]

...Lady? *Confused and oblivious*

Obviously the aliens took my underwear! For what ends, I DO NOT KNOW.

[sonofabat]

Clearly your underwear is essential to taking to over the universe.

[yo_yo_mercenary]

I don't know what they're gonna do with it, but it seems that way!

[deserterspride]

Er, please, Miss Bridget... this place is called Memento Eden. Everyone who comes here loses their memories.

[yo_yo_mercenary]

Miss? *scratches head*

Oh, so everyone here's been abducted by the aliens, too?

[deserterspride]

... I apologize. Do you prefer to be called by another title, or maybe none at all?

Well, no one knows for sure how we got here.

[ ooc: wrong account fail orz ]

[yo_yo_mercenary]

Oh, just call me Bridget!

What a weird place, calling guys miss and lady. The aliens have been probing a bit too much!

((Don't worry, I've done that twice this week.))

[mystichamburger]

HIIIIIIIIIIII

[yo_yo_mercenary]

Hello! :D

[kittycatpillow]

T-tough... *trying to control laughter*

You really do look tough! Bridget, was it?

[yo_yo_mercenary]

YES! Yes it is!

YOU! :O

You have KITTY EARS. Are you one of the aliens?! D:

[kittycatpillow]

Nope. They kidnapped me, too. But a tough guy like you should be able to find them and beat them, right?

[yo_yo_mercenary]

Oh...oh, yeah! I'll get them. I'll just need to do some investigations and then track 'em down!

So, were you regular cat turned into a person-cat? Or a person turned into a cat-person?

...Or are you the offspring from some misguided experiment from the aliens involving the mating of a man and a cat?!

[divinitatis]

If you were a so-called "tough guy," you would punch a wall or break down doors.

[yo_yo_mercenary]

W-well, I'm sure I could back when I had my memories!

But the evil aliens took my powers away!

[mystichamburger]

That's horrible! What will you do now?! Punch paper and knock down trees?

[yo_yo_mercenary]

W...why? I don't want to knock down trees! D:

What if I hurt an animal?!