entry one.

[ynoep]

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Um.

Edit / Is this some form of joke? If so, haha!

...What's with the flashing colors?

Edit2 / WHERE ARE MY PRECIOUS BABIES.

Comments

[meganeking]

1. Owls kidnapped us and brought us here.
2. Trees grow food.
3. Use your computer to communicate with everyone.

Welcome to Rainbow Hell.

[ynoep]

Owls.

Owls.

Are you lying to me?

[meganeking]

Lying to you wouldn't profit me at all, so no. I am not.

[ynoep]

Profit? You're telling people they've been kidnapped by owls to a land of food-on-trees for a profit?

[iwillbenonoriri]

This is a joke? Even if it's a joke it's very pretty!

[ynoep]

I'm not sure! It looks like a joke.

...Then again, if it were a joke, you wouldn't be here. Nor would the deranged guy above.

[iwillbenonoriri]

Why wouldn't Nono be here? I like jokes!

[ynoep]

If it were a joke, it would simply be a joke on me. Most likely by a man whose name begins with both a J and ends with an E.

He wouldn't include random people, as cruel as he may be sometimes.

[iwillbenonoriri]

And you lost your babies? Nono will help you look for them!

[ynoep]

Would you really?! What a sweet girl! You know the way to a man's heart.

[iwillbenonoriri]

Of course! What do they look like? Nono will keep an eye out for them.

[ynoep]

Weeeell~

They have spots. And long ears, like that of a rabbit! Like I now have... What. They're delightfully plump, as well.

[fyuui]

You have children~?

[ynoep]

That I do~! Adorable children. They love me dearly. What will they do without me?

[fyuui]

How lovely, I'm sure they miss you terribly.

[ynoep]

I'm sure. Who will feed them? Who will share their bed with them? No one!

Oh, this is a cruel joke.

[ruststain]

i ate your precious babies right up.

[ynoep]

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WHAT?!

[ruststain]

yeah, could have used some bbq sauce though.

[ynoep]

Y-y-you...

YOU'RE LYING. TELL ME YOU'RE LYING.