Prompt Post - Part Nine [CLOSED TO NEW PROMPTS]

[yj_anon]

THIS PART IS NOW CLOSED. YOU CAN CONTINUE POSTING FILLS, BUT PLEASE PROMPT ALL NEW THINGS HERE.

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The Flashes

[anonymous]

I swear this is the last time I'll prompt something about the Flash family... probably

Re: The Flashes

[anonymous]

Flash!fam vs Bat!fam vs Arrow!fam. I don't think it could get better than this!

And then Robin interjects to inform Flash that there might not be a Batwoman, but there certainly is a Catwoman. And btw, they have a Batgirl and the Arrows have Artemis. Where's their girl Flash?

And then, if you bring in the rest of the Batfam, the Bats rule all. Because seriously, six kids and a butler. A butler. Well fine. The Flashes can challenge them to an eating competition! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

And then in the future GA and Bats can bond over their kids growing up and leaving them while the Flashes (in a happy universe where Barry never dies) are happy that their family will forever be together!

Re: The Flashes

[anonymous]

Flash!fam vs Bat!fam vs Arrow!fam.

Get your popcorns and place your bets, people. This will be the greatest war any family will ever know! =)

Robin: There may not be a Batwoman but we have a Catwoman!
Flash: She doesn't count! Bats and Cats are different!
Robin: Well, I'm 'Robin' so technically I'm a bird which doesn't relate to Bats
Flash: *couldn't find a good argument about that* Augh! Wally get in here! I need back up!

Robin: You lack a Flashgirl.
KF: So?
Robin: We have a Batgirl.
KF: *annoyed* So?
Robin: Dude! We're totally cooler than you!
KF: Nu-uh! You don't even have a Batwoman!
Robin: Psh... at least we have a butler~
KF: One more word dude and I swear we'll drop a visit in Gotham to eat you out of a house and home!

Oh anon, I really love that idea and I think it's totally possible. I mean didn't in the comics, Wally lived happily ever after with his family in the Speedforce (or something like that?). Hopefully the filler does that to the Flash Family *sigh*

Re: The Flashes

[anonymous]

They can't eat the Bat!fam out of their house and home. Alfred would disapprove. You can't do something Alfred disapproves of. That's not how the multiverse works.

The Bat!fam is just too extensive to compete with. Two Batmen, five Robins, three Batgirls, two Batwomen (oh hey, Kate Kane and daughter Bette, forgot about you two), one Catwoman, one Batbutler, and one Bathound... oh my God. The Bats have a Bathound!

Yeah... sorry, Flash!fam and Arrow!fam. You guys need ammo in a different direction. For example: eating contests. Official ones which Alfred will approve of.

Wally makes for terrible backup.

Barry does come back, doesn't he? And then he ends up destroying the timeline and erasing Wally from it in the process of fixing it. But ignoring the Reboot, Barry comes back and the Flashfam is happy again.

Re: The Flashes

[anonymous]

Barry: Damn Bruce! Why do you have to be a millionaire? I'm just from an average family! This is so unfair. The same thing goes to you too, Ollie and don't you dare look at my wife again or I'll tell Dinah!

Wally: Da- Uncle Barry! I want a pet dog too... and I just asked Linda for a date. Do you think the lab is free tomorrow? I want to show her a cool experiment.

Iris: Are you trying to make a Flash Girl, Wally? And I thought you like Artemis?

Wally: But Mo- Auntie Iris... GA told me to stay away or he'll shove arrows in-

Barry and Iris: OLLLIE!!!!

Oh Barry, you would have been better off if you asked Iris as back up instead.

NONONONO!!!! I lurk around this meme and made this prompt to forget about the ReBoot! *sniff*sniff* Why DC? Why did you make Iris and Wally disappear! *wails*

Re: The Flashes

[anonymous]

NONONO! FORGET I SAID ANYTHING! WHAT REBOOT? I DON'T KNOW ABOUT ANY REBOOT EXCEPT THE ONE WHERE THEY ERASED HELENA WAYNE FROM THE TIMELINE AND BROUGHT HER BACK AS HELENA BERTINELLI FOR WHICH I SHALL ETERNALLY BE GRATEFUL BUT OTHER THAN THAT I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A REBOOT!

Re: The Flashes

[anonymous]

You know... if you're going to include all members of the Batfamily, then you ought to include all the members of the Flash family.

And Wally does not make a terrible backup.

Re: The Flashes

[anonymous]

He does! He'd get stuck halfway through the argument, because no one can outstubborn Robin. Which is why they need Iris as backup instead. Even Robin won't mess with Iris.

Even when you've included all the members of the Flash!fam, the Bat!fam outnumbers them. Which is why you need eating contests.

Re: The Flashes

[anonymous]

You forgot one Huntress, one Batgirl turned Oracle, one Flamebird, one Knight and one Squire, one Creeper, and one group of Outsiders.

You can consider adding in some Birds of Prey and Batman, Inc, one Question, one Onyx, and possibly a Misfit or a Ragman.

Re: The Flashes

[anonymous]

I forgot Huntress, but I included Oracle in 'three' Batgirls (Barbara, Cassandra, Stephanie - their original incarnations), and Flamebird in 'two' Batwomen (Kate and Bette Kane).

If we're moving on to extended family, the list gets bigger and bigger, because I remember the worldwide 'copy Batman' movement during the Silver Age. Every country had a Batman (and sometimes Robin). Then Batman invited them all to Gotham to train them. That Batman was unsettling; so friendly and helpful.

The Outsiders and Birds of Prey both contain Arrows. They're not exclusively Batfam. They're what happened WHEN THE THREE FAMILIES CAME TO A TRUCE!

Re: The Flashes

[anonymous]

By two Batwomen I thought you meant the original Kathy Kane (who with Batman almost made a Bat-wedding) and Kate Kane, whom she's related to in some way.

But Arsenal leaves the Outsiders and they become Batman's group. From Batman and the Outsiders onwards I think (although this was after I stopped reading Outsiders). They were his group from The Return of Bruce Wayne and Batman, Inc at least. Also I believe Cassandra lead them at one point while Bruce as lost in time. Black Canary is like half-Bat and half-Arrow. The families time-share her or something.

And if we're including the Batman, Inc people I really want to count at least one Nightrunner. French, Muslim, pakour expert, Batman is the best.

Re: The Flashes

[anonymous]

Nightrunner. Must have a Nightrunner.

I completely and utterly forgot about Kathy Kane.

If we're going that way, Batman has all the teams. ALL OF THEM. So technically, EVERYONE IS BATMAN'S GROUP.

Re: The Flashes

[anonymous]

And he's got an awesome sense of humor! There needs to be more Nightrunner. It looks like he'll be in at least some of the new Batman, Inc coming up here shortly, so there's that.

Batman owns all.

Re: The Flashes

[anonymous]

Again, I think it's genetically impossible for me to not second Flash family prompts. And this one's just awesome. I actually found out from the novel, Flash: Stop Motion, that Wally got his powers because he had the metagene for it and the chemicals/lightning bolt was what let him use it. I also found out that Iris has the same metagene and that if she was doused with the same conditions, she'd be able to get superspeed, too.

OMG, now it literally is the Flash family! (mother, father and son) lol Green Arrow's so jealous. I don't think Black Canary will be happy with the name change, and that goes double for Artemis. Double lol on the Flash being jealous about everyone ogling his wife.

I agree with the other seconder, the Bats should have their own mother known as Catwoman, instead of Batwoman. But, the extra bonus I agree with the seconder on, is the whole happy ending with the whole Flash family staying one big, happy family.

So...third!

Re: The Flashes

[anonymous]

Actually, I got the idea for this in one of the previous prompts - about the metahuman registration (by the way, were you the OP of that?). I read there that Iris had the same metagene as Wally. I figured that "Hey, does that mean that Iris could become a speedster too?" and things kinda snowballed from there.

That and the movie "The Incredibles" inspired the prompt too. I mean, just remove the black from the Incredibles' uniforms and it will be reminiscent of the Flash uniform! And if there's any hero that deserves a literally superhero family, it's the Flash! But I'm biased so I guess people may disagree with me about that.

And Yes, Black CANARY and ARTEMIS are not happy with the constant nagging of a name change.

Re: The Flashes

[anonymous]

Oh, I remember that one. I wasn't the OP for that one, but I was the one who pointed out the whole Iris having the metagene bit in the thread :) And, yep, she has the same metagene (at least, that's what Stop Motion states). I still find it interesting, as she's not blood related to Wally. What a coincidence.

Oh my god, I never thought about it that way, but it totally does! And Dash doesn't help with his powers and all XD And, I totally agree, the Flash deserves a big flash family. Admittedly, I'm biased too as the Flashes are my favorite (Wally at the top of the list).

lol I bet they'll want to kill him for doing that. And, Black Canary might still be angry about the whole wolf whistle Ollie gave Iris (I just read it and thought it was perfectly hilarious).