Prompt Post - Part Seven [CLOSED TO NEW PROMPTS]

[yj_anon]

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Relietives

[lorritasai]

Wally takes a month off from the team for summer. No one hears from him until they see him and his uncle on TV arguing with Poisen Ivy during a crime heist about plant chemicals. Everyone is shock when they see her asking him about embarressing things like his love life as he just sitting on her vines as she holds Batman upside down over a venus flytrap.

Bonus: Both Barry and Ivy are screaming over who should be Wally's mentor

Re: Relietives

[thingamawhatsit]

I was kind of confused on the first read through of this, so let me clarify to make sure I got this right -

Poison Ivy is related to Wally in some way.

While on a family vacation he somehow ends up with her a Barry at a crime heist were the three of them argue about plant chemicals, and Ivy grills Wally on his love life and other embarrassing things (those kids aren't still picking on you, are they? I can come down there and take care of them for you).

It's on TV. (So presumably it all happens in uniform.)

Batman has been captured in the back ground, but no one seems to be paying much attention to him, besides the giant Venus Fly Trap.

....I second this. The sheer concentrated nerd in this family is too much for me to resist.

Because she's a scientist with red hair

[lorritasai]

she must be related! :) lol. So amazing.

Ivy and Iris are both plants so...I kind of want her to be Iris and Rudy's half sister so that Barry can be arguing with his sister in law ON NATIONAL TV. it's like a family sitcom only with superheroes and shit blowing up.

Thhrrriding.

I Need to see Wally geeking out about her mutated plants and chemicals while he's trying very hard to say he'd rather be Kid Flash than Kid Ivy.

"Aunt Ivy, I'm not going with you, I can't- wait, did you re-create the Cow Plant from Sims 2 for me? OMG! You're the best aunt ever-er, besides my other best aunt ever...."

Re: Because she's a scientist with red hair

[lorritasai]

THIS

Re: Because she's a scientist with red hair

[lorritasai]

I literally threw my hands up at "Ivy and Iris are both plants so", because this is just perfect.

Forthed.

Re: Because she's a scientist with red hair

[lorritasai]

Oh my god, I never thought about it that way. It's now head canon for me. :)

THIS.WOULD.BE.EPIC.

I can totally see this happening. I laugh at how no one is paying attention to Batman in the background. And Wally's response to the whole thing is just so adorable and hilarious.

Fifthing!!! If that's even a word. And if it's not, then too bad. XD

And, for some reason, I can see Iris coming out of nowhere being like "Ivy, so nice of you to drop in. So, how're things in Gotham?"

And Ivy's like "Iry, long time no see. Come give sissy-poo a hug." and the vines lower so the sisters can hug. "I was just telling your husband here about how I'd like to take Wally away for the summer."

"I'm sure we can arrange something." Then Iris raises her finger and wags it "But no experimenting on our nephew; one life changing experiment is enough, thank you very much."

XD My mind works in weird ways.

I love that idea

[lorritasai]

Iris AWW! I love "Iry" that needs to be us

Re: I love that idea

[lorritasai]

Thank you. I was thinking of how she called Harley, Harles, and I thought that she would give Iris a nickname as well. That reminds me, Harely! She's my favorite Gotham villain because she's not inherently evil, just confused. Ivy treats her so much like a sister as well, that I can see her being an 'adopted' aunt to Wally and 'adopted' sister to Iris. I can imagine Wally being like:

"By the way, Aunt Ivy, where's Aunty Harley?"
"She had some things to do. You know how she is with the Joker." Ivy glowers.
"Oh." Wally's shoulders slump but then changes the subject. "Do you think she'll let me play with her hyenas if I ask nicely?"
Ivy's face changes into a smile as she rubs the top of his head. "I'm sure she wouldn't mind. But remember, don't harrass them or else they'll eat you."

I'd would love to see that scene with him later playing with the hyenas. Also, YJ's expressions of shock after witnessing the whole thing on TV.

Re: I love that idea

[lorritasai]

Hahaha hell yeah!

Re: I love that idea

[lorritasai]

I know, right? We really need someone to fill this prompt soon. I would, but I'm so swamped with school at the moment that I really can't. But, if someone would like to use these ideas in the fill, then by all means. I'd actually be flattered. :)

Re: I love that idea

[lorritasai]

You know, Ivy sometimes dates Harvey Dent/Two Face (or is that just in my headcannons...?)

Therefore, Wally crashes at Ivy's and plays with the hyenas. Ivy and the Allen's are still arguing with her so he asks Harv to back her up. Harv flips to see if he's on Ivy's or Iry's side. His coin lands on the floor and Lou (or Bud) eats it.

OH NOES

Re: I love that idea

[lorritasai]

haha that would be great!

Re: I love that idea

[lorritasai]

Well, it was canon in "Batman: the Animated Series" as of "Almost Got Him".

Re: I love that idea

[lorritasai]

Oh, good. I tend to think of everything from Chris Dee's Cat-Tales as cannon and then realize not everything from it is....

Re: I love that idea

[lorritasai]

Yeah, I remember that from Batman TAS. They used to date before she poisoned him while he was just Harvey Dent and they occasionally hang out to play poker (at least that's what I remember). I think they have a sort of on-again off-again relationship

awesome is contagious

[lorritasai]

that's the only explanation to all that for this prompt.

at this point we're a bunch of ghost writers for a non-existant writer!anon. lol.

I think everyone would get so tired that they end up crashing at Ivy's. But Iris won't let Ivy keep her usually sleeping arrangements around impressionable young wally (ivy sleeps with harv, who she isn't married to, AND Harly, who gets lonely and likes to snuggle, AND the hyenas NOW THAT IS HEADCANNONS)

Instead, the girls get one room. The boys get another. This is how Harv wakes up with hyena droll all over on side of his face and Wally/Barry droll on the scarred Twoface.