Prompt Post - Part Four [CLOSED TO NEW PROMPTS]

[yj_anon]

THIS PART IS NOW CLOSED. YOU CAN CONTINUE POSTING FILLS, BUT PLEASE PROMPT ALL NEW THINGS HERE.

Part one here!

Part two here!

Part three here!

Feel free to reprompt posts from parts one, two, three in part four once. If you do so, I'd recommend leaving a link to your fill on the original prompt, in case somebody is tracking the first thread.
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[anonymous]

Five completely obscure/random thing Superboy knew from his Cadmus education that made the team wonder what the hell those scientists were on.

[anonymous]

Can one of those things be complete knowledge of Rastafarian culture

[anonymous]

O: Or Pastafarianism. Or BOTH.
(Because while Rastafarian culture could be useful in some situation, knowing about Pastafarianism is never going to be useful. Ever.)

[elenorasweet]

"Have YOU been touched by his noodly appendage, Robin?"

[loracarol]

He would be the most touched... After all, he's the shortest. ^_^

[anonymous]

He can speak Klingon. (And has no other knowledge of Star Trek.)

He has an extensive knowledge of Audrey Hepburn's film career.

He can determine over one hundred different breeds of cat.

WTF, scientists?

[loracarol]

Does he also speak elvish? >____>

[elenorasweet]

Sindarin and Quenya, baby! For sure! *waggles eyebrows*

[loracarol]

Sweetness. ^_^

op

[anonymous]

*Snicker* Oh god, I can just imagine the teams faces if they found out...

Strange Knowledge

[anonymous]

Wally had learned Klingon from uncle Barry. A fun thing to do, but the only real uses it had was annoying Robin and impressing nerds in costumes.

So there he was, annoying Robin with it, insulting him and watching as Robin's nose wrinkled in disgust, when Superboy walked in and began a conversation.

A conversation in Klingon.

Wally stopped and looked at him.

"Did you just-" Wally trailed off. "Where did you learn Klingon?"

"Cadmus," Superboy said nonchalantly, pouring himself a glass of milk.

"What the fuck were those scientists on?"

Strange Knowledge 2

[anonymous]

"Audrey Hepburn firs starred in Roman Holiday, but it was not her first movie," Superboy said, quickly silencing the arguing girls. "Her first film was a tourist short for KLM."

"How do you know that?" Artemis asked, she was fuming, she hated being proved wrong.

Superboy shrugged. "Cadmus,"he said, turning and walking out of the room.

"What the fuck did they teach him?"

Strange Knowledge 3

[anonymous]

"That's a Maine Coon."

They all looked at Superboy.

"What?" Robin asked.

"That is a Maine Coon, not a tabby. Maine Coons can grow to an impressive size and are characterized by the fur in their ears, the way their whiskers curl inward, and the fur between the pads on their paws," he said.

There was a silence before Superboy pointed and said, "That is an ocicat."

They didn't ask why he knew this. the clear answer was "Cadmus".

Strange Knowledge 4

[anonymous]

"In order to properly exfoliate one must first heat the skin intended in order to open the poors."

M'gann, Artemis and Robin blinked. Robin pulled a pad of paper out of his belt and mark something down.

"What's that?" M'gann asked.

"It's a list of the crazy shit Superboy knows. The first item is Klingon."

Strange Knowledge 5

[anonymous]

"Dolphins have prehensile penises and mate to strengthen family ties," Superboy said.

Kaldur looked a bit appalled. "I don't think it's very polite to intrude on someone's sexual habits that way," he said.

"Male sharks bite the female around the gills and forcibly penetrate them while angling themselves against the current so they can continue to breathe."

Kadur shook his head.

"Do you mate like a dolphin or a shark?"

OP IS LATE AND DYING OF LAUGHTER

[anonymous]

*DIES* I- I CANNOT-

*Gasp* *Wheeze*

Audrey Hepburn movies and Cat Breeds and EXFOLIATION.

AQUAlAD DO YOU MATE LIKE A DOLPHIN OR A SHARK? SUPERBOY WANTS TO KNOW.

Thank you. So much. I had to wait a little to comment until I was finished BEING COMP:ETELY DOUBLED OVER LAUGHING.