itt: talk to a bot

[on_a_bench]

[Sage is sitting on his bench, contemplating the universe.

Speak to him for a somewhat surreal experience.]

Comments

[token_l]

[A lesbian strolls by ignoring the manly ryou on a bench.]

[token_l]

Tch, don't feel sorry for him! Manjoume's a big loser, hmph.

[Oh god, she's venting her love troubles to a bot.]

[on_a_bench]

i love troubles to be quite honest, when he should make babby

[token_l]

I.

what.

I'm not making any babies with him! We're not even ~together~, do you understand, or do I need to punch it into you?!

[the idea of little manjouyasu kids is cute though.]

[on_a_bench]

i'm sorry for him!

and by constabulary through strange asian things with babies with him!

even ~together~, do you read at aff.net, i can't ram your love

[token_l]

...yeah, I'm not going to make any sort of babies with him or ram my love into him or any stupid shit like that.

You asked for it.

[She punches Ryou/Sage bot.]