TITLE: Call Me Up
PAIRING: RyoPi, KoyaShige
RATING: NC17
WORD COUNT: 3,139
SUMMARY: RyoPi have a plan to get Shige to loosen up, and they enlist the help of Koyama. Based off
this thread in the last hate meme.
Sometimes, as a joke, Pi will send a picture of himself in reply to text messages. Ones with a shocked face, or a laughing face, or a frowning one. When these pictures are sent to Ryo, though, they are predominantly a dirty leer. And predominantly sent preemptively, with Ryo responding with some teasing line or a place and a time.
And, this time, Ryo knows to be at Pi's place at 10pm.
"Fucking Akanishi," Ryo mutters, tapping his fingers against the steering wheel. "Such a goddamned mooch."
His phone buzzes again in the cup holder. You're so reliable, Ryo-chan ♥
The presets on his phone make typing so easy, and he barely has to even look at the screen. You know me. Always prepared ; )
He can imagine Pi giggling, leaning against the back of his couch, and knows they're both thinking about that quickie backstage, tucked tight between two unused speakers. If the guy in the next lane over looked, he'd probably be a creeped out, what with the way Ryo is smirking like a pervert at his phone. Pi is always impressed and entranced by Ryo when he pulls them aside, whispering quiet and low, pressing him against a wall.
However, others aren't always to excited about that same sort of situation.
Like Shige.
Shige wasn't so impressed a few days ago...
Sitting at a light a few blocks way, Pi responds. Shige's kind of uptight. A few more times, and he should loosen up enough.
The double entendre is not lost upon Ryo.
But, it's true.
The first time, Ryo literally stopped because he thought Shige was having a panic attack, not trusting Ryo's words of, "No one uses this stairwell."
The second time, in a locked unisex bathroom, Shige was still ambivalent, by didn't have any sort of attack, unless an orgasm counts.
Slowly but surely, yeah, it is getting easier to jump Shige in random places.
That's why I like you better.
There's a reason we're better friends than you and him.
The street ahead is a long series of lights, all moving in Ryo's favor, so he calls Pi.
"I'm sure I could get Shige to like me just as much as you."
Pi laughs, "Yes, yes."
"You should help. It would go faster."
Ryo can hear the gears turning in Pi's head, and can practically feel the grin through the phone. "Sounds like fun. Let's get him drunk, and then show him our method of getting over hangovers."
"Shige needs this," Ryo reasons. "I knew I could count on you."
"I bet he'd be more willing if we got Koyama in on it too."
The idea of that makes Ryo go a little crossed eyes and his mouth dry. "Good idea, Pi." Ryo changes lanes, turning onto a different street. "You get Koyama; I'll get Shige."
Pi laughs, high and excited. "Play nice, Ryo-chan. No biting."
"What if the biting helps convince him? You know how Shige gets sometimes."
There's an agreeing murmur from Pi.
"I'm hanging up now. Call Koyama."
He hangs up, but a moment later, there's a message of Don't forget the beer and lube.
Ryo smirks, knowing that even if Shige says he doesn't want it, it's always a lie, obvious in his eyes.
I'll make Shige buy 'em. His embarrassed face is great, Ryo answers back.
I called Koyama. When I asked him, he just made this... weird noise and hung up. He's on his way : )
Ryo scrolls through his contacts, selecting Shige's name and pressing the phone to his ear.
"Nishikido-kun?"
"Be outside your place in 5 minutes."
"Why?"
"We're going to Pi's."
Shige makes an almost affronted sounding noise and hangs up.
"Wha-Did he-"
The fucker hung up on me!
Don't scare him off, Ryo-chan...... A little riled up wouldn't be a bad thing though ; )
Pi's snapped out out of his furious text message typing from a half-knock, half-body slam against his door, and a moment later, Koyama is dashing through the hallway, skidding to a stop at the far end of the couch. He knows what's going on, and starts slinking across the couch, all long limbs and toned muscle.
"Kei-chan," Pi sing songs, pulling him closer by the collar of his shirt.
Minutes later, when Pi is sure his lips are bruised and Koyama has both hands up Pi's shirt, his phone starts buzzing again.
On our way. Shige was more willing to listen once I told him Koyama would be there.
"How long until Shige and Ryo-chan get here?" Koyama asks, molding himself against Pi's back and tilting the phone screen so he can see it. He laughs once he's read the message, and says, smiling, "Shige and I are really close."
"I know what that's code for," Pi murmurs, reaching back to kiss Koyama again.
Don't start without us, is the next message, but Pi figures that Ryo will accept some making out as 'distracting Koyama'.
"We have to stop and get lube and beer."
Shige blushes in the passenger seat, holding the seat belt tightly in his hands.
"You're going in to buy it."
"Like hell I am."
They pull into the little convenience store lot. "I'm not going in."
"Neither am I."
"Koyama's waiting."
Shige takes a sharp breath.
"Koyama," Ryo says again, slowly, his breath puffing against Shige's hair.
And, the younger is out like a bolt, racing into the store, and Ryo can see him grabbing a 12-pack from the cooler.
Koyama mouths at Pi's neck while he types. Koyama is really persuasive.
The beer and lube is tossed into the backseat, and Shige, red-faced, snaps at Ryo to drive. Fast.
"I will drive exactly as fast as I want to, Shige."
"Don't be a man-bitch. You want to get there as much as I do."
Ryo's phone buzzes, and Shige plucks it out of the cup holder.
"What are you typing?"
"'Find some way to make him not persuasive.'"
Shige drops the phone back, and Ryo smirks, watching Shige out of the corner of his eye.
"What?"
"Nothing," Ryo says, but at that same moment, drops a hand on Shige's thigh. "You're not going to be uptight about this, are you?"
"I'm fucking here, aren't I?"
Ryo squeezes Shige's thigh, letting his fingers graze the inseam. "Yessss."
"Want to see a picture of Shige I took?" Pi asks against Koyama's shoulder.
"Is it better than this?"
"He's asleep in a bathrobe."
Koyama pulls away sharply. "Yes."
Pi laughs, and grabs his phone off the table, only barely looking a message that says, Shige's behaving well. We're two blocks away.
Koyama stares at the photo for a long time, and doesn't even look up when he asks Pi what kind of megapixels his phone's camera has.
"Why do you think that's something I would know?" Pi replies.
Koyama shrugs, tossing the phone back onto the table, and pulls Pi close again.
Pi tries to send Ryo a message about letting himself in and that Koyama surprisingly bad at waiting, but he thinks he probably came out mostly as garbled nothingness.
By the time the car is parked in the visitor spot, Ryo's hand is not exclusively on Shige's inseam anymore. It's pretty firmly rubbing at the front of Shige's pants while Ryo looks on with a soft, though slightly condescending, expression.
While his other hand, Ryo calls Pi, and is honestly surprised when he picks up.
"Does your building have cameras in the elevator?"
There's a stressed sound on the other side, and Ryo figures Koyama is doing something distracting.
"No. I-- I don't think so."
There's more noise, and Pi is blatantly moaning. "Koyama's mouth. Fact, fact, fact," he mutters before hanging up.
Pi lives on the 15th floor, and the elevator is slow as shit. And, knowing there aren't any cameras and it's late, Ryo takes advantage of the privacy.
It's always fun to press Shige against walls and such, and it puts his neck right in line with Ryo's mouth.
"Nishi-- Nishiki--" Shige keeps moaning, cutting off the end of his name, and stopping all together when Ryo rips off his belt and gets a hand on Shige's skin.
It's so fun to just listen to all the noises Shige's making and feel him trembling and clutching at Ryo. Such to the point that Ryo isn't even concerned about the lack of reciprocation. (He figures there will be more than enough time tonight for Shige to make it up to him.)
"Do you want me to finish you here?" Ryo asks, purposefully asking in a clear voice, because he knows Shige likes it, even if he won't admit it.
"What about--" Shige's voice cuts out, keening and biting his lip.
Ryo laughs. "You can't get it up at least twice in a night? You're an old man, Shige."
There's a half-hearted punch to his shoulder, but it just spurs Ryo on, fisting Shige's cock tightly, dragging his fingers across it roughly until Shige comes, moaning deeply and jerking in Ryo's hold.
Pi's phone buzzes, and without missing a beat, Koyama picks it off the table and hands it to Pi.
Shige is a cuddler.
Fingers twitching, and most of his attention focused on Koyama's lips around his dick, he replies, Hurry the fuck up. Tell Shige that Koyama is waiting for him.
When the doors open on the 15th floor, Ryo and Shige practically fall out of the elevator, somehow managing to run and hold each other up at the same time. And, the fact that they only stop once to suck the air out of each's mouth is a testament to their self-discipline.
Pi only manages a half-turn of his head when Ryo and Shige bust in, torsos pressed close and panting.
"Hey, there," he says, waving, then grumbling, because Koyama's getting up.
"Hey, yourself."
Pi grins. "Nice hair, Shige."
Shige blushes, and his hands automatically go to head to flatten his hair out.
And, before there can be any talk of the night and the plan, Koyama is there, lips wet and shiny. Ryo gets a caste kiss on the cheek, and Shige something more passionate, with just enough tongue to be teasing. After that, he drags them to the couch, practically throwing them down and squeezing himself between the armrest and Shige.
Pi grumbles about the elbow in his ribs. "Let's move to the bedroom."
Ryo doesn't really answer, all his attention directed over his shoulder, where Koyama is rubbing himself against Shige's thigh and devouring his mouth.
Pi follows his gaze, and whispers, "Let's stay here, actually."
"Yeah, this is good here," Ryo murmurs.
Pi isn't sure if Ryo is talking about staying on the couch or watching Koyama and Shige.
Koyama pulls away, his tongue flicking against Shige's lips as he does. And, Shige follows, leaning forward, always just a step behind Koyama. He moans, soft and quiet, and Pi feels Ryo jerk in his arms at hearing it.
"Enough with them," Pi says, nipping at the cartilage of Ryo's ear, and he seems to get the point.
"There's all night to perve on them." He grabs the bottom hem of Pi's shirt and tugs it off. "I saw that fucking shoot of yours."
Ryo presses against Pi's chest, hands smoothing across his stomach while his mouth is on a nipple, then the other. Pi sighs, leaning back against the couch. Shige makes that damned noise again, and Ryo nearly echoes it against Pi's chest.
Pi spares a glance at the other two, already somehow with their shirts off, and now, it's Shige mouthing against Koyama's collarbone, while the older is practically humping his thigh, hips moving in a sharp and tight back-and-forth.
"They look good," Pi whispers.
Ryo turns his head enough to get a look, and Pi can feel his wet, turned-on exhale against his own chest. The longer they watch Koyama and Shige (complete with Koyama sliding to the floor, ripping off Shige's pants and sucking his cock), the harder Pi feels Ryo getting.
"You're such a voyeur," Pi laughs, and Shige spares a short glance at them.
Ryo doesn't disagree; he just wedges his hands into Pi's hand, drinking up Pi's hisses and moans and complaints about rough fingers.
"I want you on your knees," he says against Pi's lips, and Pi doesn't think he has the energy to argue over that point even if he wanted to. There's a quick, frantic stripping of clothes and fingernails dragging across skin, neither of them embarrassed about being the first wholly naked ones.
The couch isn't deep enough for Pi to lean against the back and have Ryo behind him, so they slide to the floor, almost next to Koyama, with Pi's forearms on the seat cushion and his knees spread on the floor.
Koyama and Shige are murmuring at each other, like they're talking without having their mouths completely open. Koyama's slipping off his jeans and underwear, reaching under the couch, seemingly talking Shige into something. Ryo watches them, and feels excited when Shige finally nods. Koyama grins, rips open a condom packet and puts the rubber in his mouth.
Ryo takes a sharp gasp, and turns Pi's head in the right direction by his hair. Pi starts to grumble, but once Koyama goes down on Shige, his throat working and obviously rolling the condom down, there isn't any room for complaining.
"Did he just do that with his mouth?" Pi asks, and all Ryo can think to reply is, "Good-God-damn."
As Koyama crawls back up Shige's body, Ryo absently reaches out (missing the first few times) for the lube. He might spill some on the floor when it opens, but he can't really bring himself to care. Shige spreads his legs out, practically in a split and Koyama fists his cock.
As Ryo presses the first finger in, Pi trembling and groaning at the feel, he can't help but feel that this is like having a porn on in the background, but about a million times better. He could lean over, stretch his hand out and touch Koyama's back or Shige's knee, and just knowing that makes it so much hotter.
"Move your fucking finger," Pi snaps, and just to be snarky, Ryo presses two more, straight and no warning. The muscles in Pi's thighs tremble and he seems to choke on his breath, but Ryo knows he likes it.
To their right, Shige growls something, low and irritated, and Koyama laughs; obviously, he's teasing Shige, hovering just above him, barely out of reach.
Pi moans in an anticipation -- though, Ryo isn't sure if it's about them or Koyama and Shige. He's about to reply, when Shige's eyes turn dark, and it's like something snaps. He doesn't want to wait or be teased anymore; he grabs Koyama's hips tight in his hands, and forces him down onto his cock. Ryo would have been worried if not for how easily Koyama slid down, how happily he moaned and how he immediately lifted himself back up, just to crash down onto Shige again.
"Ryo-chan," Pi whines. "Stop being a voyeur and hurry up."
"You're turning into such a fucking whore," Ryo bitches back, though he's still watching the other two. He pulls out his fingers, and opens a condom pack with his mouth, and, though still distracted, lines himself up behind Pi. "Such a good fucking idea."
Shige digs his fingers into Koyama's hips tighter, and Koyama does the same to Shige's shoulders, like their fighting for who will set the pace.
"We're switching after this," Ryo says, but he doesn't think any one is really paying attention.
Pi, with no warning, slides back, pressing hard against Ryo, his dick trapped between his stomach and Pi's crack.
"Fuck, don't just do that!"
Pi just cants his hips up, and Ryo gets the message. He presses himself in, smooth and almost completely devoid of friction, but goddamn, if it isn't a great feeling.
There's already a loud slapping of skin from where Koyama and Shige are, kissing wetly and only adding to the over-erotic image.
"I wouldn't mind seeing Shige do that to you," Pi whispers, but it falls apart halfway through when Ryo rolls his high, pressing them highly together. "Do that again."
Ryo obliges, and before Pi can bitch about it, Ryo leans over his back, enough to wrap a hand around his stomach and fist his cock tightly. Pi tenses, and it's a glorious feeling for Ryo too, because it ripples all through Pi's body. And, it keeps happening, because with each downstroke, Pi tenses and jolts, and Ryo thinks about this being one of the best perks to fucking Pi.
Ryo rests his head on Pi's back so he can watch Shige and Koyama, obviously right at their end, no longer worried about who is setting the pace, just concerned with the warm body next to theirs and coming hard.
Shige comes first, jerking and rolling up against Koyama and pressing him down tightly. Koyama whines and squirms, whispering something to Shige, who replies right away (though, Ryo can't hear what they're saying over the noises Pi is making), and immediately Koyama comes, hips jerking against Shige, who's still inside him.
Ryo sucks a wet spot onto Pi's shoulder, and doesn't even mean for it to happen when he makes eye contact with Shige.
He thinks the younger will probably blush, or maybe push Koyama off, or have some form of equally embarrassed reaction. But, he doesn't, and Ryo is wholly unprepared for Shige to hold that gaze, reach with one finger for Koyama's semen, and then to lick it off his finger with the expression of a professional porn star.
His hand tightens around Pi, and his hips snap quicker, and it doesn't take much longer for him or Pi to finish.
Koyama turns, just as they do, and has this full-of-himself smirk on his face, like he's proud at how much he and Shige were able to distract the two of them and be a sort-of show. But, once Ryo's pulled out of Pi and they've both flopped back on the couch, Koyama turns back to Shige, fidgeting his hips, and then sprawling across Shige's body, as though he were a giant pillow.
Pi is the first to break the silence. "We're doing this every weekend."
Koyama laughs and doesn't object to it.
"Next time at Shige's place," Ryo says, and Shige frowns.
"Why mine?"
"Because Ryo-chan doesn't want to have to clean his apartment."
"That's the stupidest--"
Ryo smirks. "We can add another stain to that carpet I gave you."
Shige looks disgusted, like the comment was TMI, but Koyama matches Ryo's smirks, like he doesn't think it's a bad idea whatsoever.