Why I should stop going to parties thrown by my co-workers:

[yeti_pirate]

1. Hips do lie.
2. While the phrase "ridin' dirty" does technically rhyme with itself, it's not a particularly good rhyme.
3. Steel Reserve
4. Bud Light
5. Natural Ice
6. Vodka of the Gods
7. Skovar
8. No, seriously, Skovar.
9. Steel Reserve, again
10. Walking a bike home to avoid having the cops take it away is very boring.

Comments

[xxstumbelinexx]

I feel sick from just READING that list of skanky booze.

[thegodliestlord]

i am ashamed to know you.

[yeti_pirate]

Actually, the party made me think of you, if only because a lot of guys there were playing Edward Forty-hands with the Steel Reserve. And I didn't drink all of the things listed, but just being around them made me feel significantly more sleazy.

[thegodliestlord]

hahahaha

man, i still want to play that with everyone