there was a gd ant in my bed today. ew. things have been shit lately. i dont know what the fuck to do anymore. my car does not work. its sitting on a street in detroit, and is probably going to get towed. cars are pieces of shit. life is a piece of shit. men are pieces of shit. bugs are pieces of shit. humidity is a piece of shit ( Read more... )

i dont know where you are...

i had a doctors appt. today. it turns out i'm anemic!!!@!@@!!!
this is very bad if you are pregnant.
i have some iron pills now, and they make you constipated which means i'm probably going to get hemmeroids and die!
8 more weeks!

peace.

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amie --

[noun]:

A deadly strain of projectiile vomit

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newman --

[adjective]:

Tastes like fried chicken

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I'm planning to take a trip to Boston in December, since I have a month off from school and was offered a free place to stay ( Read more... )

yesiletyoufall's Halloween party:

___phuckt dressed as a bottle of Optimax.

_ben_ didn't dress up, spoilsport.

_heartbeatcity dressed as a cloud.

aiylyn dressed as Mary-Kate Olsen with her very own conjoined Ashley.

anasbrain dressed as Oscar De La Hoya.

apetit dressed as Calvin Coolidge.

apple_girl dressed as a Karlsson-MontgomeryLtd. employee.

applecorekid ( Read more... )

I'm on the 3rd step in the process of dying my hair.
I'm in the middle of the process of failing my life.
I love Amber, she's what keeps me going. Honestly.

Dont go around telling people you talked shit back to me, when all you did was sit there and hind behind you pussy boyfriend. And when Amber came up and talked shit, you didnt even look at her. You talked that shit, saying you werent scared of me and you wouldnt even step up last night. On top of that you left the show like a lil' bitch. Dont think ( Read more... )

Having a boyfriend is stupid. But its great because i can write what ever i want about him in here, because he'll never read because he is a computer/internet dumbass.
ALL I NEED IN LIFE IS AMBER!!!!!!
and a few other things but dont worry about that.

How to make a yesiletyoufall
Ingredients:

5 parts anger

3 parts courage

1 part ego
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add lustfulness to taste! Do not overindulge!

Personality cocktail
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