Hey, whiny bitch, quit your whining

Hmm... sounds like a plan.

Damn right it does. Now, don't you have something to take care of?

Yeah, I should probably practice before I head to bed. Julian might not be pissed, but I sure am.

Hey, what the fuck did I say about whining? Just get on that shit.Will do. Anything else you want to nag me about ( Read more... )

I found our hat!

I fell asleep with it on, and it ended up underneath all my blankets at the end of the bed.

I think I got mayo in my ear on accident ( Read more... )

Every other breath is a "fuck" or a sigh.

Even pretending that it doesn't bother me,

Won't help the lump in my throat.

Let's just say that my car's running, and that I had an amazing evening and leave it at that.

Cause right now, it's like Night of the Living Dead up in this motherfucker.

But, if getting home at 5, and going to work at 11 is how I afford my rock and roll lifestyle, so be it.

And if you were livin the way I am, you'd do the same.

Well, children, who would have known that I, the kid that rode the bus til he turned 20 would be real pissed when his car broke down ( Read more... )

I'll live in your dream house, but your dog and cat can go fuck themselves ( Read more... )

So, fear not, children, I did not die or get maimed in a car accident last night ( Read more... )

I'll edit this in the morning.

Until then, it will suffice for me to say that I'm the luckiest motherfucker on the planet, and that

the Lord has blessed me with a lesson in inevitability.

Until further notice, I have no car.

It's very late, I've walked nearly ten miles tonight, and for now, Sleep is the answer.

Buenos Nachos.

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