DIAL-A-DICK for EVERYONE

[yeolliepopday]

For: EVERYONE
Title: Dial-a-dick
Pairing(s): Chanyeol/Xiumin, past!Xiumin/Kris
Rating: NC-17
Length: 5000 words
Summary: Find local gay, bi and curious guys for dating or friends near you. Well, looks promising enough.
Author's note: DO U ACCEPT #XIUYEOL AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR???!!!

Comments

[kojafras]

"I may or may not like sports animes" I DIED

this is great love the slick suhan and ot3 baeksoochen and chinguline yesss. I love this and I love you fabulous job :)

[sinisterkids]

omg sorry for the late reply but thank u so much :")

[suri711]

this was so hilarious!! your depiction of minseok's struggles and luhan's evilness was just too good ;A; <3

[sinisterkids]

sry im such a poop replying so late but thank youuu :")

[queenofhunter93]

I WISH I COULD QUOTE THE WHOLE THING THIS FIC IS A GOLD MINE

i think i broke a rib laughing. excuse me.

i actually wanted to quote my favorite part, but it's a paragraph long and i don't wanna make a really long comment.

i really like this piece of genius.

[sinisterkids]

hehe thank u <3333

[bcnf3nf]

i laughed the entire time reading this???

“Ugh, so he calls me up and he’s like ‘I still love you’,” Minseok says into the phone, scrutinising the cuticles on his left hand, “And I’m like ‘babe, this is exhausting, you know, like, we’re never getting back together. Like, ever.’”
lmaoooo

I may or may not like sports animes
if u want 2 be serenaded, i’m ur man.
im chryghryuing

the entire It all happens in some kind of slow-mo movie montage- paragraph!!!!!!! wednesday addams im ssO!!!!!

“Yeah. I’d really love it if you could come.”
Already did. Badum tss.
byebeyeeyeye

i love this!!!!!!!!!!!! who r u.............

[sinisterkids]

hi!!!! soz 4 the late reply but cries thank u so much. that wednesday addams bit wasnt meant to come out like that actually but it suddenly just ~*dawned*~ on me haha so kyungsoo tbh :")

[kurobaa]

Chingu line in a band that play "The 1975-esque" music tho. FUCK.

[sinisterkids]

they so would... maybe... haha thx for commenting :3