It's March already?!

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Note to men: If you are married and talking to a lady at a bar, do not quickly remove your wedding ring and hope that she doesn't notice.

Gross!

Jason Segel + Paul Rudd + Andy Samberg + Thomas Lennon making out with Paul Rudd + Rashida rowr Jones + The mothafuckin' Pixies = most anticipated movie of the year!

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"...they were smart enough to take a fresh-ass logo like the rainbow and say that it's gonna be theirs. But I was like "Man I think we need to have the rainbow" - the idea of colors, life and colors and stuff, I mean how is that a gay thing? Colors? Having a lot of colors is gay?"

Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory - MTV Shows - Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory - MTV Shows
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me: btw i have realized
i have taken to shaking paper a lot
to make it seem like i am doing work
Karmen: shit this is a classic george costanza move!
he shuffled papers around his desk a lot. and acted like he was frustrated all of the time
me: LOL yeah I like to say WHAT out loud for no reason
like I'll read an email and be like WHAT
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Did you know that there are places in the world... hell, places in CALIFORNIA where you can get busted for smoking weed? I know. It blows my mind too. So, in honor of living in the greatest place on earth, we lit up at Yerba Buena Gardens. It was only appropriate. 

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