1) Your name? Peter
Peter: the penis (see also cock, pecker)
He won't keep his peter in his pants when he's alone. (WHAT?)
2) Your age? 32
A wanksta flip guy that gets 32% in school
Shane is 32.
3) One of your friends? Elle
a hot attractive young french girl, to whom everyone is attracted.
She is so elle.
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-blows up meme with powers- )