"I always wanna operate machinery when I'm like shitfaced."

[yeah_sure]

Well kids, you know. Life exists and shit.
This morning I woke up to find this,

Comments

[xjayjx]

thats asit load of blood. and she probably only bled like crazy as bad as she did because she was drunk. the alcohole makes the blood flow. but good thing shes okay. i blame YOU

[yeah_sure]

Yeah it's pretty much my fault. Apparently it's not okay to carry stabbing instruments around in your purse?

[xjayjx]

do it anyways.

[yeah_sure]

So far I've got:
-syringe
-knife
-exacto knife

and I'm set!