What the Hell was I Thinking!?

[yatsuka]

Another ficcie! And this time, I know what's to blame.

Title: Reoccurring Themes
Pairing: very slight Hikaru/Kaoru
Rating: PG? Maybe PG13, but not really.
Genre: General, Humor, Parody
Disclaimer: I own nada.
Warning: It’s crap. Really. Read at your own risk.
Summary: Their friends had been killed in a freak accident. Only, the Hitachiin brothers

Comments

[sciathan_file]

YOU DO NOT WRITE CRAP!

And that grammar, quite frankly, hurts my soul everytime I see it. And oh, dear, the fangirl Japanese...it hurts my very soul! And you totally need some horribly OC Kyouya/Haruhi in there where they declare their love and passion for each other and then both go and bash Tamaki for no apparent reason...as he struts around as if his brain has dribbled out of his head...okay, no bitterness here.... The Hitachiins have horribly cliched roles...but Tamaki and Haruhi and Kyouya take the brunt of the OOCness...especially in romantic settings...which, as you mentioned, usually do involve amnesia or random OC's...oh, you should also have someone go "I realize that I haven't actually loved you for these last 10 years...actually I look at you like a brother so that I can go and make this horribly improbable coupling that is actually what I would like except I don't use my name

[yatsuka]

Soooo... Even when I intentionally set out to write crap, I can't do it? Because I'd be hard pressed to write anything more sappy than that story line and first scene. XDD

... Are you sure that I don't hurt your soul every time I post something up? *is guilty of using bad grammar and Japanese every once in a while as well*

O___O ~ I wasn't even going for the OOCness. Not at all. That completely slipped my mind. And ack! I also forgot to insert random, irrevalent A/N's that hinder the flow of the story more than it helps! lol

And your rant is amusing, especially since it's all true. I don't know if any thought goes into some of these stories, but I don't want to be caught dead writing one (other than this).

Sci's word is law? Not if I can push Kyouya to take over and rule the world with an iron fist! *coughs* With Tamaki's help, of course. People need a figure head to follow. XDD And what's rule #1?

[sciathan_file]

When it's intentional crap...it transcends crap...that doesn't even make sense.

*coughs*

And as for you plans to depose me...

"My dearest winged strumpet, Eros!"

*aforementioned cupid looks on with annoyance at being called a "strumpet" as that is, in his imagination, properly his own word...but he knows who's on top*

"Write, dear golden poppit."

*Eros scowls and rights Kyouya/Tamaki into his notebook*

*Sci laughs evilly* The fangirls will be too busy with that for any world domination.

XD

[yatsuka]

....Now I'm getting the image of a floating pile of crap with wings.

ROTFL! You may control Eros, but I command someone(s) more powerful! Here's my counter-attack. Take this!

Eros scowled when his search for the Love Note turned up with no results. It wasn't with that overly-dramatic high school kid. It wasn't in said teenager's desk. Or under his bed. Or anywhere else in the mansion. Trailing the boy didn't help either because Eros could find no signs of it at the school.

Which only meant...

"A-hem. Eros."

Dammit. He knew that voice.

"Looking for this?"

Eros hesitated for a second then turned around stiffly, trying to keep his limbs from shaking. Because Greek gods did not shake in their boots. Or whatever.

His wife was holding his Love Note in a hand with her arms crossed in front of her chest and a foot tapping against the floor.

Her expression could have given Medusa a run for her money had the Gorgon not been slain by Perseus thousands of years ago.

"I thought you said you'd be home by midnight," she continued,

[reppu]

The best thing is, a good author has to think about writing bad fics. It's no easy job to have bad grammar or completely forget about Spell Check on your computer. Good job with that, the humor definitely wasn't misplaced.

I don't understand fangirl Japanese either. I've never heard "naze" once since I've been here in Japan (go figure >__>).

[yatsuka]

lol. I was complaining to my younger sister about the writing process of this particular fic -- she told me to just write normally and insert crap all over the place afterwards. XD

The sad thing is that the first part (which, I believe, makes up less than a quarter of the story) took nearly as much time as the last two sections combined. -___-

Thanks for the comment!

[_andricongirl]

This was definately cracktastic! The idea and humor were wonderful! It wasn't crap at all, it was pretty good. I know what you mean about Microsoft Word. My fics are usually plastered with green and red lines. lol. The spelling could use work. It helps to print it out and read over it again.. for some reason, that makes the errors stand out more. It didn't bother me much though since I got the idea of what was being said.
Good job! Hope to see more!

[yatsuka]

"The spelling could use work." -- Do you mean the intentional errors that were used to mock bad writers in the first part? As in, I need to purposely make more errors, or I need to correct them?

Yes, my fics are covered with red and green lines as well. Every time I write anyone's name or a non-English noun/verb/term/whatnot, MW has a heart attack. I think I'll go colorblind from looking at them for too long.

[_andricongirl]

lol. Sorry. I was reading it at work and wasn't able to read all the bottom notes you made. Scratch that comment, because I'm stupid. Ha.

[yatsuka]

No, no - not a problem. I admit, my notes were a bit lengthy this time around. Sorry for the confusion.