god, who'd want to be such an asshole?

[yatsuatari]

fall 2006:

hello to: polos, croquet, athletes, rich fucks, toni morrison, and new jersey.
goodbye to: humus, tax-free H&M, subways, artsy fucks, pollution, and new york.

this is it.

Comments

[stop_whining]

is this princeton?

[yatsuatari]

'tis. 'tis.

[stop_whining]

if you see a guy named Alex Ulfer (remember this - Alex Ulfer, pronounced Uffer) run far away.
VERY FAR AWAY

[stop_whining]

oh - and you should visit me at Pennstate.
we can go to some crazy asian-frat parties and get drunk off our butts. =D

[rocknthesuburbs]

i like that humus is the first thing on the list of columbia-things that you're missing.

"princeton: straight."

[yatsuatari]

yeah, but actually it should be gay boys.