Right, offical hoot for assistance ( Read more... )

Today we were up at 5am.
cleaning poo off the walls till 6am
work, more work, more poo.

Now 8pm and neither of us have stopped.
At all.
In any way.

Today we have earned the title of parents.

Nate
He'd better grow up to be rich & famous.

We need to get rid of some stuff, namely

• a Coffee Table, BIG, with a rack under, cm: 120L 60W 45H
• a TV Unit (with drawer and video/dvd storage) cm: 100L 50W 42H, and
• a Hifi Unit (with CD storage), cm: 72L 39W 76H

EDIT: from Argos' Michigan range - pale wood ("maple") effect with silvery Mackintosh-like metal parts - see pics. On a side- ( Read more... )

... a CORDED phone they could lend us to check this line again? Can be return toot sweet

Not analogue, just one of those phones where the handset is attached by a bit of curly cable to the flat bit with the hook.

Our phone doesn't work.

We checked BT online & they insist it does

So after being on hold for 37 fucking minutes I get to talf to a real person

I am told it’s entirely our fault

Our equipment is faulty

It’s not their problem

It’s our broadband

Or our skybox

Or the fact we’re using a cordless phone

Or Martians

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Me:       *stunned silence*

Her:      hello?

Me:       Yes! Certainly! I’ll have that in the post tonight.

Her:      thank you, bye!
            Hahaha!
            *click*

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Well, it took a while (according to Tomyris it felt like since the fall of Rome) but it's finally started.

The waters broke an hour ago.

Ickle Baby Cthulhu shall soon be among us, waving wee tentacles and demanding human souls.

Prepare yourselves mortals!

moo-hoo ha-ha!

Nate
off to see the Narlytheotep the midwife