*rubs his eyes sleepily and scowls*

[yaoikitty]

There's nothing nicer than being woken up at 6:45am to the sound of stomping, followed by smashing glass.

Upon wandering downstairs, I found the bin turned upside down, the oven broken, blood on the fucking wallsWere we being robbed? Nope

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[fleet]

You forgot to mention the two smashed mirrors in the downstairs bathroom and the broken toilet seat.

I am so sick of this... having to tip-toe around the house wondering what next will set him off. And then he has the nerve to complain about people not liking him and that we're 'ganging up' on him. I mean he's just such a cuddly lovable type.

[gerald_duck]

Given who just talked to me on IRC, I'm assuming I know who you're referring to. (As if I couldn't guess anyway.)

He's just given me the old oh-woe-is-me-I'm-off-to-my-parents'-place-there-to-kill-myself story again.

Cry for help, or genuine intention to kill himself? Who can tell?

Frankly, though, he has help. Lots of it. People cut him a whole bunch of slack. At the day-to-day subsistence level, it appears he could muddle through almost indefinitely. At the level of making something of his life, there are no real obstacles in his way - he just has to want something enough to apply some effort to getting it.

And there's the problem. Of course.

Personally, I admitted defeat, and extricated myself from the situation as best I could after a major debacle 13 months ago. I don't know what more I could have done, or could do now. I don't envy you lot currently. )-8

[xandar]

Sounds... fun o.O;

Will you be at the Sheffield meet in December?

We're (Me and Semaj) going Amsterdam for New Years! We'll probs see you there!

Xanni

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[petedarkfox]

I spent hours cleaning that OVEN!! who was it? WHOOO! *shakes fist* :P

[digivixx]

o.o that sucks..... but theres nothing wrong with smokin ^-^