I would go to where the goal is going to be when I'm playing soccer. It's so I can get a goal, and win!
First, I will look for the ball. Then, I will run to where the ball should be. Finally, I will kick it into the goal, when the ball gets to me.
I would be so happy!
I would get first place!
When I get home, my cat would be so happy I won and my friends would be too.
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Below the cut is an unedited version with original art by
yamyam_kat to accompany the story. Captions are courtesy of a parent.
Caption: A picture of several girls playing soccer. One girl, perhaps
yamyam_kat, is depicted as guiding the ball to the goal. On the sidelines, cheerleaders rally the girls while a cat tries to flee from a pickle that has mysteriously appeared beside him.
Caption: This is a road map to goal scoring success! Tile 1 depicts that the player must find the ball. Tile 2 requires that the player run for the ball joyfully. Tile 3 depicts a very happy soccer player kicking the ball into the goal box. Tile 4 shows the reward that will surely be won by scoring that goal.
Caption: A self portrait of
yamyam_kat wearing a gold medal.
Caption: This picture depicts what the process would look like when implemented.
Caption: A pleased kitty awaiting the arrival of soccer champion
yamyam_kat.