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[yamyam_kat]

“Ugh,” I thought.
I’m doing the better version of that
I danced with a cat,
While holding a vat
Of lemonade!
Backwards,
In heels.

And only got one like!
From me, myself, and I.
Oh yeah,
Now I know why…
I forgot to post it!

Now, he’s jealous that
I have more likes
Than he has had before.
Hoorah!
I’m famous!