Live journal? More like DEAD journal.

[yahtzeeninja]

I had far too much to drink last night. Unbelievable. Sorry to anyone I might have bothered with the phone.

Ugh. Time to go watch Arrested Development again.

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[yahtzeeninja]

BAAAHAHAHAHA!

Seriously, drop out of school. We're doing this. I bet it would make us rich. Not on a consistent basis, but long enough to help us live comfortably for the rest of our lives. We just need the gimmick and one hit song. I don't give a fuck if we keep rolling or not.
All of our concerts will take place at truck stops to add to the effect. If you eat dinner at the diner and show the reciept to us, you get in free. It's all about the marketing maaaan.

I'm going to kinkos to print flyers up.

[xtremeninja]

dude we could call the tour "18 wheelin round the country" or something witty like that
and i am all for playing at the truck stop thing, and to add to our on stage gimmicks, we could throw oil bottles around like faygo, spray anti freeze into the audience, tires would roll by at random times, and have the drummer on what looks like a massive hydraulic jack and jack him up to the ceiling mid way through the show

when we are about to enter onto stage you would hear this pa system "breaker breaker, we have a problem here, those mean sons of guns trucks jacknifed again, we're gonna need some back up crews"

then promptly have fire, explosions, and the sound of a massive semi truck falling over going at the same time.

[yahtzeeninja]

Hahaha. Ohhh shit man. I'm crying right now. This is classic.

[shank_ninjah]

i call dibs on playing the motograter

[xtremeninja]

bill, i want you to have a big chrome grill that is on fire and hav you beat on it rapidly while running around on stage.

[shank_ninjah]

im gonna have a tire rim mounted drum corp style, and ill run around on a velcro cieling with velcro boots using tire irons as drumm sticks. And Im gonna have exaust pipes on my back that spit out smoke and flames