HOLY SHIT!

[xzoidbergx]

sweet zombie jesus!!! ok so im coming home from annas and im about a mile from my exit. im getting over so i can get into the exit lane when it comes up. i go around this guy whos going really slow. i must have sped up to about 70-75 mph when i noticed a cop clocked me. i was looking in my rear view mirror and i saw him get on his bike so im

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[depthsofadream]

you WERE wearing your seatbelt? i don't believe that...

[xzoidbergx]

hah no i WAY wearing it. come on anna get with the hip lingo.

[depthsofadream]

oh, i am "with" the hip lingo, i mean where do you think i got "shut up and talk"? yeah thats right, i was "with" it before you. recognize.

[xzoidbergx]

you're mean

holy shit

[summah_star]

As much as that story made me internally laugh...uh, it worried me. But..nice job champ. *pats you on the back*