cheesy pickup lines (I'll add more later).....

[xxleannexx]

Do you have a Bandaid? Cuz I just scraped my knee falling for you

Comments

[pimptwist17]

those are all nice but u forgotsome (most certisy of the stac)

Is that a mirror in you pocket? Bec i can see myself in your pants.

Lets play Army men ill lay down and u can blow me up

is your last name Brackrog? Want it to be!!

you have 206 bones in your boady! Want another one!!!

Operator id like to call in a robbery! Leanne has stolen my heart

hey baby id like to use your legs as ear muffs? (Stacie thats the best by far)

Hey baby want to come over for pizza and sex? (if no)What you dont like pizza?

[xxxstaciexxx]

The best one IS the earmuffs one but you can't forget...

Is that a keg in ur pants cuz I wanna tap that ass...

Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?

Sooo... wanna hit it?

"Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"

Excuse me, ma'am, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?

"Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" (No.) Wink.

I like your butt, can I wear it as a hat?

Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

[ms_chode_says]

Add me too :-)

[xxismellfishxx]

Your the only 10 i see :)

[anonymous]

lets play army.....ill lay down and you can blow me away