"cook me bacon and i'll fucking suck your cock... speaking of which, why is mine so fucking large?"

[xxle_bangxx]

WHO THE HELL SAYS THAT?

I HATE SIMON.

THIS MUCH

ARGH. KNOBHEAD.

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oooo someone doesnt like someone oooooooooo

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anyways...i felt a bit sorry for leaving this post like un read....hahaha its like no one cares for simon....and obviously no one does awwwwwr oh well...yeh simon cook your self sum bacon u housewife in drag....anyways thats all i gotta say before i go back to making jokes about a 'little' incident hahahahahahahah okey viki i swear thats the last time a mention it xXxXxXxXx