Well...

[xxcelebornxx]

I have come to the conclusions Glorfie is either:

a) dead
b) hates me and doesn't want to come back
c) really really really dead
d) deader than dead
e) really fucking dead

Yeah.

;__;

I think poor little Absinthe was devastated, he tried to shove a goblin in his mouth. :(

I'm going to weep now.

Comments

[elrondhalfelven]

Glorfie? Dead? Impossible. I have it on very good authority from a certain slash whore that no one, not even evil kidnappers, could resist him.

Must be b.

[riverdaughter]

You're a bad man, Elrond.

Hey, do you still want to borrow my pumps?

[elrondhalfelven]

Yes. Yes, I do.

I guess I should just kill myself then

[xxcelebornxx]

Must be b.

*weeps*

O.O

[lordelrohir]

Oh no!!!

*panics at Grampa's despair.*

Um...um...um...

Hey! Grampa, look what I can do!!!

*grabs glow sticks, waves them, does cartwheel, collides with wall.*

Ow...ow...um...

Ow.

Eep!

[xxcelebornxx]

Uh... that was very very good, Elrohir!

Um....is your head ok? :(

I think I'll go get you ice, just don't move until I come back. Ok?

ooo...pretty stars!!!

[lordelrohir]

*holds icepack to head*

Um...thanks...I'm okay! Really!

You know what I bet happened? I bet the kidnappers got kidnapped!!

Um...I don't think you're ok, if you see stars

[xxcelebornxx]

Um...maybe you should have my battle helmet. *nods*

:O You could be right!!!! Those stupid fuckers!!! >:(

Hmmm...

[papa_denethor]

Nope. no sign of him in the Halls unless he's supposed to be dead, in which case I must have missed a room.

And my house needs dusting.

Hint

Does my pain and heartache mean nothing to you?

[xxcelebornxx]

*sniffs*

I know, I'm sorry :( :( :(

I'll dust and polish your house right away only if I can play Glorfie records and cry at unnerving volumes while doing so.

Not really. Should it?

[papa_denethor]

*hands you a tissue*

Well, I suppose there's no harm in a little music.

And I'm accustomed to listening to the echoes of sobs, so that won't be a problem.

Well... no, I guess not.

[xxcelebornxx]

Thank you :)

Ok, then. I'll be right over.

[earwen]

*hugs* My poor baby :( Glorfie's not dead and he doesn't hate you. I'd send Finarfin out to look for him if the chances of him going out to get drunk instead of looking for him weren't so damn high.

[xxcelebornxx]

*hugs* Thanks, Mommy.

I think Finarfin hates me too :(

And Elrond said that Glorfie does hate me. ;___;

Re:

[earwen]

Sweetie, Finarfin hates everyone. This is not new.

And Elrond is a lying sack of shit*. He told a midget that the right thing to do was to go and throw a ring into a volcano. He's lucky the poor little thing didn't get eaten by orcs and such. And you're lucky that you're his father-in-law and I'm his grandmother-in-law and we can beat him up for saying such things. :) *waves box of matches* He's flammable today, isn't that wonderful?

[lordof_imladris]

If you promise not to hurt me I'll console you and suck up to you like your mom did. :) In the mean time, *uses Butch as a shield*

[xxcelebornxx]

Ok.... I won't hurt you. Or your TV. Or the baby.

*sniffs*

Awwww, what a cute baby..I'd bet Glorfie would really like to see the babies too.... *starts sobbing again*

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[lordof_imladris]

Uh... *edges away quietly and leaves a bag of Cheetos as an offering*