Comments | xxcelebornxx: Motherfuckers

xxcelebornxx

Motherfuckers

Oct 10, 2002 13:23

Some orcs buried me in my backyard.

Fuckers.

Comments 10

earwen October 10 2002, 14:54:17 UTC

O.O

O.O

.....at the risk of sounding like an idiot... you dug yourself out already? Or did they bury you lap top and all?

I think I'll start packing to come over now.

xxcelebornxx October 10 2002, 16:48:16 UTC

Mommy!!! I dug myself out, thank ERU! And I only cried like twice! I was going to kick their ass too..but then I got scared and so all I did was pretend I would do it. But I'm ok....except there's lots of dirt in my ears :(

Re: earwen October 10 2002, 17:21:14 UTC

My poor baby!! :( And only twice, that's a vast improvement! :D Now go wash out your ears so you can hear the weeping of the orcs as I send some nice goblins to rip them to pieces. :)

glorfind3l October 10 2002, 16:20:18 UTC

*brushes more dirt out of your hair* Next time you get buried alive, take your cell phone.

xxcelebornxx October 10 2002, 16:49:08 UTC

......

I didn't mean to get buried alive. >_<

glorfind3l October 10 2002, 16:56:56 UTC

I know. Just, like, keep it in your utility belt or something. Next to your Tic Tacs. You have a bad habit of getting buried alive or kidnapped by psychopaths or.... whatever. It's just a good idea for you to have portable means of communication when you're a magnet for bad plot devices.

celebrianrules October 10 2002, 19:32:20 UTC

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Daddyareyouokay??

Note to self: Ask Glorfie about implanting tracking device in daddy's brain.

fingon October 11 2002, 03:46:47 UTC

*holds up remote control for G-g's tracking device* They work SO fucking well. Plus they come with text messaging now.

xxcelebornxx October 11 2002, 19:59:29 UTC

I'm fine princess! It was all just a stupid bet they made! :)

How are you doing?

celebrianrules October 11 2002, 20:05:38 UTC

Silly goblins. :P

I'm good.

I AM GOING TO HAVE A BABY NEXT WEEKEND.

:)