〘for skyroll〙You’re such a Transformer [1/1]

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Title: You’re such a Transformer
For: skyroll
From: Anonymous
Pairing(s): Suho/Sehun (side Chanyeol/Kyungsoo)
Rating: R
Genre (s): Humor, Romance
Length: 7K
Summary: Joonmyun’s friends think he should find a hook-up through Grindr.
Warning(s): excessive drinking, everyone acting horribly OOC
Author’s note: Dear Skyroll, thank you for your wonderful

Comments

[wintercelestial]

oh my goddddddf this was perf so so perf

ooh-sehung lmfaoooooo I'm dying I just love this all the the characters and emotional baekhyun and chansoo and jongdae and daMN SEHUN(G)

HE'S WALKING LIKE A PENGUIN IM SO WEAK FOR THISSSSS

THANK U FOR WRITING THIS FIC

[wintercelestial]

You are SO welcome lol it was great fun to write all those little headcanons I have & it's great to see other people are on board!!!

<3 thank you for reading and commenting!

[mutantbic]

Joonmyun has the worst best friends ever.

It is going to take me quite some time to recover from the image of Sehun with long blond hair...

And minseok spamming dick pics... (my poor heart)

Thank youuuuuu for doing this (:

[mutantbic]

Minseok as the ultimate dick pic spammer in exo is so deliciously OOC I am definitely going to reuse that in other fics!

And yes do join my prayer circle for Long haired Sehun!!!

Thank you for reading and commenting!

[oneforyourfire]

yeeeeeeeeeees this fic
the humor was a+++++ (the stages of baek's post-gf fight grief gOD)
and the dynamics
and the fact that there is chansoo
and suho's candle making startup
and and and lightning round suho ships (THE SUTAO AND THE KRISHO OMG)
AND OFC THE SEHO
OFC THE SEHO
ALL THAT TERRIBLE NOT FLIRTING FOR WEEKS ENDING IN RUTTING AGAINST EACH OTHER IN THE HALLWAY OF SUHO'S APARTMENT AND OFF SCREEN ANAL SEX SO GOOD SUHO IS LEFT LIMPING ;;
LIKE THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF™

[oneforyourfire]

Dramatic baekhyun was great to write XD I'm glad you liked the humor, I was hoping the crack bits wouldn't scare people off.

(And YES to Krisho and sutao THEY ARE SO IMPORTANT)

Thank you for reading and commenting!

[fixedstar0328]

Ohmygod I love everything about this! Chansoo as the odd couple, baekhyun as the roommate, and of course joonmyun aka HOTWAX! Asdfghjkl all that conversations on grindr are A++++++

[fixedstar0328]

Chansoo are so interesting to me I had to work really hard to tear away my focus from them ;)

I'm glad you enjoyed the grindr bits, those were a lot of fun to write!

Thank you so much for reading and commenting!

[mydaedream]

Joonmyun has a Grindr date with Rocker Legolas and he is not at all prepared.

I SNORTED SO HARD OMG MY CAT WAS PROBABLY SCARED SHITLESS

BUT SRSLY??? ROCKER LEGOLAS? HOW TO UNSEE THAT FROM NOW ON

This fic gave me some good laughs and the inner urge to buy some more scented candles....great job author nim!
Baekhyun being all dramatic and crying over girl problems - i can picture that oh so well.
Really enjoyed the way you portrayed Sehun btw, i love him being blunt and tactless :'DDD

And yes for sexy time in the end!!!

From: Joonmyeon
To: Kyungsoo
I CAN’T WALK ANYMORE HE BROKE ME fuck you and your fucking ideas my ass officially hates you

From: Kyungsoo
To: Joonmyeon
I guess that means you’ll see him again

From: Joonmyeon
To: Kyungsoo
absolutely

Junmyeon is me, I'm Junmyeon

[mydaedream]

Blunt sehun is by far my favourite sehun.

I'm still laughing over that pic of suho you used. His face!!!!

<3 thank you for reading and commenting

[pcysarcasm]

this was so funny I swear to god I loved it!! your writing style is very nice too, easy to read and I like how you describe places and people! Sehun in this fic .. damn his flirting game and how obvious he is I'm cackling, that's so OSH! Thank you for writing this wonderful ff~