Given that the latest round of sparkling bloodsuckers are not even remotely real vampires, then yes, please allow the beatings to begin. When *I* was a vampire wanna be kid in high school, I meant FUCKING DRACULA! Or, you know, Louis. He brooded, but never sparkled.
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Didn't have a whole lot of bare vaginas like I was expecting. :(
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NEVER SPARKLED!
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