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[xuffasch]

| action ➞ outside 848 goldberg street |

( Walking by Goldberg Street this afternoon, you may hear a peculiar noise coming from one of the houses-it sounds like a car backfiring. The garage of number 848 is open, and if you chose to venture closer, in another moment there is a loud explosion, followed by a great deal of smoke

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[brbgoing2russia]

I thought they were pretty funny, to be honest. Horrible and totally inaccurate, but pretty funny! Like, the part where they said Bruce Wayne was Batman? Wow, what were they thinking.

[xuffasch]

They must be as insane as they are depraved.

Either way, it's an insult.

[brbgoing2russia]

A really funny one?

[xuffasch]

Being insulted is never funny.

Tt. Using real people for entertainment--it's ridiculous.

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[pseudoll]

[Yin comes from inside the house, but with an explosion like that is was hard not to wonder what was going on. Luckily enough it was loud enough for her to find her way to the garage too.]

What are you doing?

[xuffasch]

I was trying to make some adjustments to this useless piece of junk.

[pseudoll]

What junk?

[xuffasch]

This horrendous excuse for a car.

[hideandhero]

[peeking his head out]

I'd leave that to the tech priests, kid. You might upset the machine spirit or some Emperor forsaken bullshit like that.

[xuffasch]

I know what I'm doing! ( cough cough so much smoke. )

[hideandhero]

You don't look like you know what you're doing.

[xuffasch]

It's not my fault that this stupid thing couldn't handle a few adjustments.

phone

[worstvikingever]

I dunno about the comic book store, but I finished your sword. You want me to drop it off or something?

[xuffasch]

Excellent.

That would be very...helpful.

[worstvikingever]

Sure. What's your address? I can bring it by in a bit.

[xuffasch]

Goldberg Street. Number 848.

#1 Action

[pants_yourmove]

[[Seeing the smoke, he comes jogging over.]]

Hey! Are you alright?

[xuffasch]

I'm fine. That should have worked.

[pants_yourmove]

I know a thing or two about cars, what were you trying to do?

[[And why does it look like it involved a bit of an explosion!?]]

[xuffasch]

I was trying to improve the engine. Apparently this outdated technology couldn't handle it.